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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:34 am

I was at a Subways gig last night.

The guitarist is really fit. But she's going out with the lead singer. :(

Not that I was in there or anything.

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Post by Obfleur » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:37 am

I just Google Image Searched for "spiderfrommars".
I came up with a picture of Jamie Lee Curtis - where her ass is surrounded by a red circle.

So; if Spidey is able to hit that - why shouldnt he be able to get the guitarist? Ey?
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Post by Brendocon » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:38 am

spiderfrommars wrote:Not that I was in there or anything.
You would have been if you'd told her you were Batman.
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:40 am

Obfleur wrote:I just Google Image Searched for "spiderfrommars".
I came up with a picture of Jamie Lee Curtis - where her ass is surrounded by a red circle.
Jamie Lee Curtis. Doing that dance in True Lies.

I know it shouldn't, but it makes me feel all tingly.

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Post by Obfleur » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:40 am

Drunk and horny at work :o
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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:40 am

Brendocon wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:Not that I was in there or anything.
You would have been if you'd told her you were Batman.
Tried it before.

I'm often stumped at the point where they say "prove it".

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:41 am

Obfleur wrote:Drunk and horny
Don't they go hand in hand?

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Post by Brendocon » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:54 am

spiderfrommars wrote:I'm often stumped at the point where they say "prove it".
"For your own protection it's best that I don't." :(

The RLJ is close personal friends with Batman.
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:54 am

He passes on his best regards.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Eline » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:10 am

Are you feeling better already?

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:12 am

I'm... flagging.

I really want to sleep.

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Post by Batman » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:13 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:He passes on his best regards.
That I do.
I'm Batman.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:13 am

Batman wrote:
That I do.
Yo dude.

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Post by Batman » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:18 am

Get well soon, kid.

I don't get drunk or hungover. Because I'm Batman. But you have my sympathy.

Now I must leave. Into the shadows. If you see Emvee, tell him I'm sorry to have missed him.

Batman out.
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Post by Obfleur » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:19 am

[composite word including 'f*ck']!

I LOVE YOU BATS!
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:41 am

Has *he* been? While I was out of the room? Gosh, how exciting, what did he say?
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:42 am

got to drunk to go to Uni today...

So instead im going to go and get drunk
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Post by Brendocon » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:00 pm

Weirdest thing - I just saw Batman in skirt kicking the crap out of one of those tripods from War of the Worlds...

Anybody know what that was about?
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:27 pm

oooh

3 hours to go...

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Post by Obfleur » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:32 pm

Heh, more drunk or more hungover?
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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:33 pm

Just drowsy. :(

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Post by Obfleur » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:37 pm

:(

Was it worth it?
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Post by Batman » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:39 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:Just drowsy. :(
Be sure not to operate any heavy machinery. :|
I'm Batman.

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Post by Best First » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:41 pm

i go to work hungover all the time - its more or less mandatory.

good luck Dave. :)
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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:51 pm

Obfleur wrote:
Was it worth it?
Yep!

Not gonna make a habit of it tho.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:54 pm

Obfleur wrote: why shouldnt he be able to get the guitarist? Ey?
In case you were curious, here she is:

http://www.camera1.free-online.co.uk/subways.htm

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Post by Obfleur » Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:57 pm

:o :oops:
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Post by Eline » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:03 pm

pretty! :)

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Post by sprunkner » Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:38 pm

I'm just wondering... why has Batman never been seen together with Rob Leese Jones, billionaire playboy?

And Spidey: If you came to work drunk every day, no one would say a thing. Think on that.
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Post by Scraplet » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:36 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:
Obfleur wrote: why shouldnt he be able to get the guitarist? Ey?
In case you were curious, here she is:

http://www.camera1.free-online.co.uk/subways.htm
Not being pedantic or anything, Spidy (well I am I suppose), but she is a bassist. Bassists always hate it when you call them guitarists.

So if you're gonna get it on, first step it to tell her what a good bassist she is. Then you'll be in there! :D

I reckon Batman is more her type, tho......

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