USA loses

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:54 pm

Even if it's not Python humour, it's spot-on in most cases!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:06 pm

....

What do you know, it's just some random lads, the first ones acctually being from the UK that came up with this..

huh...

kinda not as funny now...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:31 pm

Brendocon wrote:
sprunkner wrote:Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat
Nononono - real chips are oven baked. Baked - not fried. BAKED!

What's this? 'Safety In The Kitchen' talk?

Pathetic diced potatoes are baked in the oven on a tray.

Real chips are hand-crafted potato fingers, half-drowned in vegetable oil (or animal fat if 'living it rough') in a chip pan (why else would you have something called a chip pan fire? For yorkie puds?) and put on an insanely hot hob. Wet tea towels are, of course, entirely optional.

Micro chips, especially McCain's, are the bane of the potato foodstuff. Even worse than Spring Onion crisps.

Predabot wrote:kinda not as funny now...

Yes, the source determines whether it's good or not?

How superficial an opinion.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:30 pm

Rebis wrote:Real chips are hand-crafted potato fingers, half-drowned in vegetable oil (or animal fat if 'living it rough') in a chip pan (why else would you have something called a chip pan fire? For yorkie puds?) and put on an insanely hot hob. Wet tea towels are, of course, entirely optional.

Oh yes. The last lot of chips I made were growing in my garden 30 minutes before I dropped them into the hot fat. And boy, were they the best chips ever.

Real chips are made from potoatoes and cooked in oil/fat. Oven/microwave efforts are just bullsh*t.

Anyone wants to argue, I'll see them outside the board after closing time.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:52 pm

Best hash browns ever (that is, sans hash):

Potatoes, garlic salt, black pepper, white pepper, onion powder. Apply and fry to taste (go easy on the white pepper or it will end up tasting like fish). Very good.

Can't do the vinegar and salt, though. Tried it. Can't. Here in Utah they have this odd concoction called "fry sauce" that is just catsup and mayonnaise together, occasionally with pickle relish (I guess it's the same as Thousand Island dressing). I am freaking addicted to it. I must have it on my burgers, fries (or chips if you prefer), and occasionally ice cream.

So this wasn't John Cleese. I wondered why the person emailing it to me didn't attach a URL.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:57 am

You limey little british bastards are just pissed cause we won the first time around. You lost fair and square and we don't want you filthy shark-toothed whores.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:26 am

Has Leatherneck read this yet? *goes to find a place to hide*

Post by **Best First** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:20 am

IronHide wrote:You limey little british bastards are just pissed cause we won the first time around. You lost fair and square and we don't want you filthy shark-toothed whores.

its not that you won, its that you won and turned out to be so rubbish. That's what's embaressing:

"Hey! Isn't that the country that beat us?"

"Yeah"

"And, iks that their leader?"

"I think so"

"So they beat us... so they could elect an evil monkey?"

"Looks like"

"Damn"

Personally i blame Mel Gibson.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:00 pm

He's from Australia. And what can be said about Bush that can't be said about Blair, honestly?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:05 pm

sprunkner wrote:He's from Australia. And what can be said about Bush that can't be said about Blair, honestly?

Bush has a bad understanding of the English language. Lots of things to be said against Blair true, however, he can at least construct a sentance...

Post by **Best First** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:15 pm

sprunkner wrote:He's from Australia.

no!

And what can be said about Bush that can't be said about Blair, honestly?

Supports repression of homosexuals and advocates creationism as part of mainstream education? Claims God tells him to invade places?

that'll do.

However no one (except Impy, who as far as i can gather wants to mate with New Labour en masse) isn't saying Blair is a ****. But he is definitely the lessar of 2 ****s.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:34 pm

Best First wrote:Claims God tells him to invade places?

What really gets me is... when most people claim God told them to perform an act of violence or something, they get locked up as criminally insane...

Post by **Best First** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:58 pm

or branded a terrorist...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:19 pm

sprunkner wrote:What can be said about Bush that can't be said about Blair, honestly?

Stole the election? Owns oil company? Stands up for his own party's values?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:31 pm

Thinks the French have no word for "entrepreneur"?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:39 pm

Brendocon wrote:Thinks the French have no word for "entrepreneur"?

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:40 pm

Best First wrote:
its not that you won, its that you won and turned out to be so rubbish. That's what's embaressing.

Yeah, we've kinda started the slow swirl down the crapper. Now every American is seen as a kid with down syndrome to every other nation.

"Hey, I'm American!"

"Awww.....you poor little guy, you want some candy?"

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:02 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Rebis wrote:Real chips are hand-crafted potato fingers, half-drowned in vegetable oil (or animal fat if 'living it rough') in a chip pan (why else would you have something called a chip pan fire? For yorkie puds?) and put on an insanely hot hob. Wet tea towels are, of course, entirely optional.
Oh yes. The last lot of chips I made were growing in my garden 30 minutes before I dropped them into the hot fat. And boy, were they the best chips ever.

Real chips are made from potoatoes and cooked in oil/fat. Oven/microwave efforts are just bullsh*t.

Anyone wants to argue, I'll see them outside the board after closing time.

Gotta agree with EmVee here. Oil is needed. Also you gotta slice them real thin... I'm still working on this.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:05 pm

IronHide wrote:
Best First wrote:
its not that you won, its that you won and turned out to be so rubbish. That's what's embaressing.
Yeah, we've kinda started the slow swirl down the crapper. Now every American is seen as a kid with down syndrome to every other nation.

"Hey, I'm American!"

"Awww.....you poor little guy, you want some candy?"

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:18 pm

Best First wrote: However no one (except Impy, who as far as i can gather wants to mate with New Labour en masse) isn't saying Blair is a ****. But he is definitely the lessar of 2 ****s.

Im not even in this topic but im still talked about - im loved!

I support Tony!!

Bush is gay - I say gay because in Bush's world thats a bad thing!

Post by **Best First** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:45 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Best First wrote: However no one (except Impy, who as far as i can gather wants to mate with New Labour en masse) isn't saying Blair is a ****. But he is definitely the lessar of 2 ****s.
Im not even in this topic but im still talked about - im loved!

such a subjective term.

I support Tony!!

Bush is gay - I say gay because in Bush's world thats a bad thing!

he's a muslim commie bummer boy isn't he? That's you commander in chief we are talking about if you are reading LN.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:21 pm

Best First wrote:
sprunkner wrote:He's from Australia.
no!

No. Well, not quite, anyway.

Born in the US, he grew up in Oz.

Joint nationality, Australian-American.

He's certainly got one of Brend's oven chips on his shoulder, whoever he is.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:32 am

Rebis wrote:
Best First wrote:
sprunkner wrote:He's from Australia.
no!
No. Well, not quite, anyway.

Born in the US, he grew up in Oz.

Joint nationality, Australian-American.

oh dear.

sarcasm, sweetie, from the get go yes?

*sigh*

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:48 pm

Lesser of two ****s, but you have to put up with him until 2010.

But yes, our Prez is an ignorant close-minded homophobic yokel. Amen.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:05 pm

sprunkner wrote:Lesser of two ****s, but you have to put up with him until 2010.

nah, he has to quit before then.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:53 pm

Best First wrote:
Rebis wrote:
Best First wrote: no!
No. Well, not quite, anyway.

Born in the US, he grew up in Oz.

Joint nationality, Australian-American.
oh dear.

sarcasm, sweetie, from the get go yes?

*sigh*

Sarcasm? What's that? Some brooding ex-colonial made-up word?

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:34 pm

We just modified the original spelling of "sarcausm."

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:46 pm

Best First wrote:
sprunkner wrote:Lesser of two ****s, but you have to put up with him until 2010.
nah, he has to quit before then.

We hope.

TransFans.co.uk

USA loses

Re: USA loses

Re: USA loses

Re: USA loses