Snakes on a plane!

Post by **snarl** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:39 pm

http://www.cinemablend.com/new.php?id=1574

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:58 am

God damn this is gonna be crappy!

jboyler · Post by **jboyler** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:49 am

Obfleur wrote:God damn this is gonna be crappy!

Newspaper from the year 2006:

The fresh, sophisticated, and classic masterpiece, Snakes on a Plane, has become the world's most famous and highly-rated film, with its many remarkable scenes and performances, cinematic and narrative techniques and experimental innovations (in photography, editing, and sound). Its director and producer were all the same genius individual - David R. Ellis with Sebastian Guitirezz as his talented author and Samuel L. Jackson as his shining star. Ellis's directorial genius will exert a profound influence on film for generations to come.

The film begins with Jackson's character exiting his plane full of snakes after a long and harrowing flight. What is revealed has been described by psychologist Jorge Luis Borges, as a "metaphysical detective story. [Its] subject (both psychological and allegorical) is the investigation of a man's inner self, through the works he has wrought, the words he has spoken, the many lives he has ruined by putting m*****f****** snakes on planes... Overwhelmingly, endlessly, Ellis shows fragments of the life of the man, the man with snakes on his plane, and invites us to combine them and reconstruct him. At the end we realize that the fragments are not governed by a secret unity, and the snakes on the plane are a symbol of man's own internal chaos."

The film combines revolutionary cinematography with an Oscar-winning screenplay, and a lineup of first time silverscreen actors, associates of Mr. Ellis' from his stint at the Mercury Theater, such as Adam Behr and Flex Alexander. The film also became the first to ever break the 11-Oscar record, and became the winner of an entirely new Oscar category: Best Use of G******** Snakes on a G******* Plane.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:10 am

"Academy Award Winner; Sam Jackson"

"There's snakes on your mother ******* plane, bitch"

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:12 am

...why is someone doing a David Boreanz-thingy impression in this movie?

Meh, I luv B-movies, screws ya.

And Equillibrium was awesome, all ya cynical haters out there!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:43 am

I wanna see Sam Jackson use a snake as a whip.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:45 pm

Cobra Starship - "Snakes on a plane (Bring It)"

Contains sweariness at the start:

"THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****ING PLANE!".

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:06 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:Cobra Starship - "Snakes on a plane (Bring It)"

Contains sweariness at the start:

"THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****ING PLANE!".

Oooh, the blonde girl is Majja from The Sounds.

Swedish stuff that has to do with Snakes on a Plane. ******* sweet

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:17 pm

Obfleur wrote:"Academy Award Winner; Sam Jackson"

Sadly Sam Jackson isn't a Academy Award winner

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:22 am

Obfleur wrote:
Pissin' Poonani wrote:Cobra Starship - "Snakes on a plane (Bring It)"

Contains sweariness at the start:

"THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER****ING PLANE!".
Oooh, the blonde girl is Majja from The Sounds.

Swedish stuff that has to do with Snakes on a Plane. ******* sweet

OMG!! I just clicked it! What the heck's she doing in that video??

Judging from her poses and such she must have heard about the Snakes on a Plane phenomenon on the net and decided to have some fun with it too! Whoop! All of a sudden this fresh band has a guest-singer!

Dog-gone... her style is so different I hardly recognised her...

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:24 am

Oh! I'm ready for it!

Get the venom ready!

Oh! I'm ready for it!

SNAKES ON A ******* PLANE!

~~~~~~ snakes

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 7:42 am

Jetfire wrote:
Obfleur wrote:"Academy Award Winner; Sam Jackson"
Sadly Sam Jackson isn't a Academy Award winner

Yet.

Ergo, y'know... the point...

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:10 am

I kept on hoping this was all a bad internet joke.

Then I went to the cinema on Wednesday and saw the trailer.

I doubt anyone will get any awards with this movie.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:43 pm

We had the trailer for it during Superman. Afterwards we got to talking about potential sequels for both films ("Snakes on a Submarine!" "Snakes on a Stagecoach!" etc) before we decided they should combine both franchises with Superman Vs. Snakes On The Moon.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:08 am

Big article on 'Snakes...' in the latest issue of Empire btw.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:27 am

Yep. And a lovely article it is. Which also tells us that...

inflatable dalek wrote:"Snakes on a Submarine!"

... has already been done.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:58 pm

This is never a sequel is it?!?!?!?!?!?!

How about Snakes At The Lesbian Nunnery?

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:00 pm

Just saw an Ad on TV. Out on August 18th

Lets organise a transfans trip to the premiere

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:43 am

Yeah! And Hound's paying!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:14 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:This is never a sequel is it?!?!?!?!?!?!

How about Snakes At The Lesbian Nunnery?

That one is readily available to those over 21.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:28 pm

Or 18 in countries that aren't completely puritanical.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:04 pm

The only movies I could find with snakes and lesbian nuns in tended to only feature the trouser snake.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:35 pm

Maybe you should check manga films?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:45 pm

this looks ****.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:47 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:this looks ****.

**** hot I think you'll find.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:17 pm

Am I missing somthing here? - It looks utterly ****.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:25 pm

Kinda the point.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:39 pm

Hound wrote:Just saw an Ad on TV. Out on August 18th

Lets organise a transfans trip to the premiere

You mean it really was made? I thought once the whole internet made laughing stock of the movie's plot, they were gonna cancel it....

If this is going to be callled a blockbuster movie and critics are going to praise it... I'm officially giving up all hopes for humanity.

Umm...Is there a trailer online?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:16 am

Wooo, I saw it yesterday.
Worth every penny. Not because it's a good movie (it's not), but because it was just pure fun entertainment

I saw it with a bunch of friends, and we all had a really good time laughing at all the crazy **** that went on.

Don't know how fun it'll be if you watch it by yourself though.

SPOILERS

My favourite scene was when Samuels partner first discovered the snakes - and Samuel runs down to him, grabs a snake and sort of throws it away, with a whipping motion.
Pure awesomeness