Comps/Smooth/OPR

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:43 am

Predabot wrote:Or flying lessons...I'd be happy to supply the LSD needed for your first training-session, all you need is a little bit of hope and an open window..

Besty upset you somehow, Mr Bot? Tell you what, why don't you jump out of a window first, so he can see how it's done?

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:54 am

Just let me safely secure the bungy-rope and position the impact-matrass on the ground first.

What, you thought we were going to do this levitation-training without proper security-measures?

Heh, I see that forgot to mention that in my previous post. I should have been more thorough.

The LSD is to become brave enough to do it, plus that it changes some bio-chemical boundaries that we'll be traversing.

{throws chair through window, and jumps out of it to get away from angry Brendan-con-artist}

Post by **Computron** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 6:55 pm

If I pay you 5 dollars, will you stop posting for a week?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:42 pm

Computron wrote:If I pay you 5 dollars, will you stop posting for a week?

I'll contribute 100 if it'll mean he's gone for a few months...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 7:44 pm

Predabot wrote:The LSD is to become brave enough to do it, plus that it changes some bio-chemical boundaries that we'll be traversing.

I dunno mate, ive done loads of LSD (that I will call acid) and it never makes u brave... confused maybe, but brave, no chance.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 8:08 pm

saysadie wrote:
Computron wrote:If I pay you 5 dollars, will you stop posting for a week?
I'll contribute 100 if it'll mean he's gone for a few months...

Ill go away for a few months for 100 dollars..

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:10 pm

Hmm..105 dollars is alot of money, and I sure could use it...on the other hand we have TransFans, an integral part of my personality-code...hmm could I survive without it? I need to see some more bids methinks...

Post by **Computron** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:12 pm

Predabot wrote:Hon the other hand we have TransFans, an integral part of my personality-code...hmm could I survive without it?

You may need it, but the opposite isn't necessarily true...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:28 pm

Predabot wrote:Hmm..105 dollars is alot of money

It's about £1.50...

Actually, 100 of those are Canadian, aren't they?

It's 20p.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:44 pm

I want american dollars damnit!

Or even better, since this is a British site: British Gold Pounds.

105 units of that currency would persuade me rather quickly.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:17 am

I feel like searching for nice cross-atlantic girls now too.

Dark Link · Post by **Dark Link** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 5:44 am

Dylan wrote:I feel like searching for nice cross-atlantic girls now too.

Stick to the North. The further south you go the uglier they get.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 6:04 am

Dark Link wrote:
Dylan wrote:I feel like searching for nice cross-atlantic girls now too.

Stick to the North. The further south you go the uglier they get.

whoa there buddy. Southern women are the cream of the crop!

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:29 am

Hrmmm perhaps I'll have to visit both those regions then.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 3:06 pm

Dark Link wrote:
Dylan wrote:I feel like searching for nice cross-atlantic girls now too.

Stick to the North. The further south you go the uglier they get.

i can happily refute that.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:03 pm

"Ritchie - will you lick my pussy?"

southern is good, sweet Alabama!

Post by **Best First** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:04 pm

why would you lick a cat?

oh.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:08 pm

if anyones wondering im thinking about Juliet Lewis in 'From dusk till dawn' - that southern accent does it for me...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:11 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:if anyones wondering im thinking about Juliet Lewis in 'From dusk till dawn' - that southern accent does it for me...

If anyone's wondering, I'm thinking about Natalie Imbruglia and Keira Knightly getting it on in my bed with a family-sized pot of raspberry yoghurt

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:14 pm

If anyone's wondering, I'm thinking about Emvee and a family sized pot of raspberry yoghurt getting it on in a bed made out of the body parts of Keira Knightly and Natalie Imbruglia.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:14 pm

I'm thinking about muppets.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:14 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:If anyone's wondering, I'm thinking about Natalie Imbruglia and Keira Knightly getting it on in my bed with a family-sized pot of raspberry yoghurt

... yeah, me too, now that you mention it...

Though why I'm imagining your bed is anybody's guess...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:26 pm

Brendocon wrote:...Though why I'm imagining your bed is anybody's guess...

Happy memories eh, Brend?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:36 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:Happy memories eh, Brend?

Yes. And somebody else's, to boot!

Okay, whose brain is this?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:17 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:Happy memories eh, Brend?
Yes. And somebody else's, to boot!

Okay, whose brain is this?

*drooling on keyboard*

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:04 am

For some reason I'm remembering the ladie's mud-wrestling thingy I saw on tv the other day. I don't even know what I was watching, I just remember watching it.

Keira Knightly, yes. (Just not Keira Knightly as seen in "Pirates of the Carribean"...). Natalie Imbruglia, no.