Masterpiece toy you want but will probably never get made

Post by **Best First** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:29 am

Where, for example, is my Masterpiece Pipes? His visor would be backlit, fully formed fingers would merge from the end of his exhaust stacks, ready to grapple with decepticons and collect kettles. In fact he could come with a whole shelf of electronic crap. And he would have THE BIGGEST AUTOBOT LOGO EVER on his left shoulder. And i would love him forever and even buy the Huffer repaint (events must happen in this order) to say thankyou for his creation.

Or Masterpiece Guzzle? Complete with 'The Judge'. And elbows.

Bah.

Post by **snarl** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:49 am

For some reason, I always really liked Highbrow.

It was a toss up between him and Snarl for my original handle.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:05 pm

ha ha - Highbrow would have been wildly inappropriate don't you think?

Post by **Kaylee** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:16 pm

Blot.

I challenge anyone to disagree.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:26 pm

Take a tank.

Take a plane.

Mash them together.

Don't call it Blitzwing.

YES.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:53 pm

Karl wrote:Blot.

I challenge anyone to disagree.

I for one believe you may be on to something there.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:35 pm

Fortress Maximus.

And Stormbringer Thunderwing.

Both in-scale to the old toys, and the comic.

Both have obvious reasons of awesomeness which I need not elaborate upon. [gushes!]

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:09 am

Big Daddy

Yes. I want a Masterpiece MicroMaster.

He would be about an average transformers size as MP I would imagine.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 1:14 pm

that more or less already exists;

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:28 pm

Masterpiece

Not "Plastic **** kabab"

That has to be one of the ugliest and laziest designs I have seen.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:30 pm

And you know while Im at it.. I want a Masterpiece Energon Bulkhead.

Still my favorite toy.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:25 am

Jesus, I've seen prettier knockoffs.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:24 am

Masterpiece Roadbuster.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:13 am

Aaron Hong wrote:Masterpiece Roadbuster.

I had considered that one, but that would almost be a real weapon wouldnt it?

How about MP Impactor? Complete with cupholder and alternating heat/massage?

Post by **Best First** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:12 am

Optimus Prime Rib wrote:
Aaron Hong wrote:Masterpiece Roadbuster.
I had considered that one, but that would almost be a real weapon wouldnt it?

How about MP Impactor? Complete with cupholder and alternating heat/massage?

He should come in a set with Chandler, Joey and a TV showing reruns of baywatch.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:11 pm

How about that one from Big, the robot that turns into a building.

It may not be fun, Tom Hanks, but it'll most likely just gather dust on a mantlepiece, so who cares.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:10 pm

IT WASN'T TOM HANKS IDEA!!

Do not speak ill of Big my friend. Big is freaking awesome. Except for the slight hint of noncing.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:16 pm

Best First wrote:IT WASN'T TOM HANKS IDEA!!

Do not speak ill of Big my friend. Big is freaking awesome. Except for the slight hint of noncing.

I never said it was Hanks' idea. Nor was I speaking ill of Big.

Point of fact, Tom Hanks' character says "a robot that turns into a building, where's the fun in that?" or words to that effect.

I was just saying that if it's intended to be a display piece, rather than played with by the pre-knees demographic, then it doesn't matter if it's fun or not.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:04 pm

I want a Masterpiece Longrack.

Both of them.

In one.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:28 pm

Rebis wrote:
Best First wrote:IT WASN'T TOM HANKS IDEA!!

Do not speak ill of Big my friend. Big is freaking awesome. Except for the slight hint of noncing.
I never said it was Hanks' idea. Nor was I speaking ill of Big.

Point of fact, Tom Hanks' character says "a robot that turns into a building, where's the fun in that?" or words to that effect.

I was just saying that if it's intended to be a display piece, rather than played with by the pre-knees demographic, then it doesn't matter if it's fun or not.

course it does - it should look awesome i.e Fan Project Bruticus Maximus

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:40 pm

Masterpiece Shockwave.

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:17 pm

Masterpiece Masterpiece Prime.

Twice the size and with more detail! And a voice box. And a trailer. And radio controlled.

Failing that MP Soundwave + a cassette of your choice

Post by **Kaylee** » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:20 pm

Or Masterpiece Bluto!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:35 am

Masterpiece Spanner. As the space bridge. Complete with Masterpiece Nails Blaster. And bombs.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:42 am

Masterpiece Death's Head.

Just realized I typed THE MOST F*CKING AWESOME THING ANYONE HAS EVER TYPED.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:13 am

Rebis wrote:Masterpiece Spanner. As the space bridge. Complete with Masterpiece Nails Blaster. And bombs.

This would be cool.

Masterpiece Death's Head.

You'd think by now they would have at least made a 12-inch figure of the guy. By they, I mean Hot Toys, Sideshow Collectibles, etc. Some of the figures they make, you're like "why the [composite word including 'f*ck'] did they even spend time making a figure of that?"

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:19 pm

MASTERPIECE ROLLER

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:11 pm

MASTERPIECE SPASTIC

*wins the thread*

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:33 pm

I lulzed.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:09 pm

Hound wrote:MASTERPIECE SPASTIC

*wins the thread*

Mas-Spas.