Because he's just a great big hoe.
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Why does Scavenger keep sleeping with other Constructicons?
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Best First
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Re: Why does Scavenger keep sleeping with other Constructico
Pffft. Last time I try and post in an on-topic forum.*
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bumblemusprime
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Re: Why does Scavenger keep sleeping with other Constructico
What does Optimus like to drink on a hot day?
Primeade.
Primeade.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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bumblemusprime
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Re: Why does Scavenger keep sleeping with other Constructico
Why did Optimus Prime stop reading Wreck-Gar's romance novel?
It was too trashy.
It was too trashy.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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Metal Vendetta
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Re: Why does Scavenger keep sleeping with other Constructico
What did Ultra Magnus say to Optimus Prime after a night out?
"Wanna share a cab?"
"Wanna share a cab?"
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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bumblemusprime
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Re: Why does Scavenger keep sleeping with other Constructico
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.