Drift #1 Review (SPOILERS)

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:36 am

snarl wrote:If I was a bot, are you just saying I just turn my eyes red and then invade the Decepticon base in the dark, yeah?

And they see my red eyes and assume I'm their mate.
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Post by Brendocon » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:45 am

Certainly makes more sense than "we're gonna staple another robot to your back"

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Post by Yaya » Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:53 pm

Unless Deadlock has some sort of origin related to the Crystal City bots, it will be quite lame that he looks like Wing and his comrades.

Hope there is an explanation forthcoming about this.
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Post by Kinf Og The World » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:27 pm

Wouldn't hold your breath, Yaya. Unless you want it outside of the comics on the IDW boards. As an aside to 42 pages of desperate self-validation and grasping at straws as to why things are happening.

Managed to read it - FP didn't have any on the racks last Wodens. Well played, FP. Well played. Still, there was a metric feckton in the old comics bit yesterday, so guess they'll sit there for a bit.

Honest though, I like a lot about this issue.

I like the mood eyes. It was so hard to remember if Prime was an Autobot as a kid, so I just looked at his eyes, because the only continuity I remember is the cartoon. Blue eyes good. Red eyes bad. Yellow eyes means Space Japanese now. And when they turn up, green means Quint or Unicron. I like simple stuff, it not make brain hurt. Although, Drift he really could have done with being the only one in the galaxy with purple eyes. To make him that much more special and one Bad Motherboarder.

I like the petty death of Carnivactuallynothim. TF's needs more Take That's! to the fans. It's not like we don't want more hi-and-dies from characters we'd prefer to see, or reminders that we're not going to see them. Does that blue face, brown helmet noggin he's standing on on page one count as Dinobot? Probably giving too much credit....

I like how IN DISGUISE! has shifted from cars with alien guns and alien places written on them and alien symbols on them to what it should be. 20 foot tall LED-eyed dudes with brown pillowcases tied to them.

I like how for everyone else Stasis Lock means total shutdown, but it's a mere mild inconvinience to Dreddlokk, like an Asbo or laserfire. They could've put him in an inhibitor claw, but that'd just be like nothing to Drift. Houdinitron taught him how to hotwire them on the Planet of The Anime Robot Space Magicians. I hope by the end of the series, Drift can use his khaos majikk like proper Deadlock. I mean, Animated Prowl is pretty much Joe Pineapples and Bulkhead is resprayed Mongrel, so maybe they could team up! Yay! And fight Lockdown. Or Cy-Kill.

I like how Tipton thinks that having an uncharacteristic thing be shown twice makes it characteristic. Because that's how that works. 'Sides, I thought having Sunny in here was just to poo-poo on that bit in his AHM - The Extended Cut bits, where he has to set him up to knock him down at the end of the story. 'Crap! I wrote 'Streaker as being competent at something! Best go back and turn that to balls too by having him wuss out to my superbaby!'

(Oh, Best First, and Sunny didn't have all the codes ever. I know that MUST be true, cos Drift says so to Ironhide in AHM. Drift wouldn't lie. But on the next page they show Hunter, so he's the dirty stinky traitor. Served him right Sideswipe killing him. It's cool to execute traitors without trial, 'speshly if you've been all preachy about not killing, yeah? That's pretty much the Autobot Code. That'll teach em for telling kids all the Autobots secret codes. Or maybe Bombshell hooked him up to wifi and haxxored stuff . Through his eye. Codes. Um, yeah. That'll do.)

Got a good chuckle out of Doomydoom's 'Who's with me?'
No-one, mate. Soz.

So yeah. Lots to like. More to like in that altered preview though. Still, schadenfraude is not as delicioyummy as actually good TF comics.
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Post by Best First » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:08 pm

Kinf Og The World wrote:Carnivactuallynothim
:up:

i think the main thing worthy of comment is that a lot of people seem really happy with what is, while maybe a step up for the author in question, essentially an incredibly run of the mill comic.

Yay mediocrity.
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Post by Jack Cade » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:22 pm

Man, I don't even care enough to read it in the shop.

Why can't they just pay me to write all the Transformers comics? I swear I could knock this stuff into a cocked hat in short order (although I would spend far longer on it, agonising over the trees instead of the woods, and probably produce something rather flawed). Plus, it would mean I could get out of my current job, and so kill two birds with one stone.

My Drift #1 would be a couple of wordless pages of him with exactly the same expression on his face as he (a) slaughters Autobots, (b) retreats, (c) gets the **** beaten out of him, (d) executes POWs, (e) accidentally shoots his own men, (f) gets the **** beaten out of him by his own commander and (g) gets dumped on a planet. Page 3 would begin with his expression changing for the first time as something snaps inside of him. Monologue: "Where did I go wrong?"

Then he meets some guy who beats the **** out of him and drags him to the planet of Gundams. And the Gundam who beat Drift up tosses him to another Gundam and says, "OK, let's put your theory to the rest - reform this ****** into a decent sort of chap and we won't laugh at you anymore."

Then the rest of the story would basically be Transformers does My Fair ******* Lady.
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Post by Best First » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:02 pm

Har.

But yeah, i think aboit 50% of the internet could write better stuff.

Given he landed on The Planet of Massive Coincidences last seen in Star Trek do you think this is the begining of the IDW cross over event?
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Post by snarl » Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:33 pm

Early prediction:

he remains a **** until the last few pages, but then, Dr Ray Stanz, the heart of the Ghostbusters, shoots him with moodslime and when he wakes up, he's all...

"I love you guys. No, really. I really love you guys"
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Post by Yaya » Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:39 am

Hey, at least I get to go around saying "Duh-rifta-sun", which is quite fun if said with proper Japanese accent.
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Post by Legion » Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:09 am

one word review time... "pants".

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Post by Professor Smooth » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:51 am

Yaya wrote:Hey, at least I get to go around saying "Duh-rifta-sun", which is quite fun if said with proper Japanese accent.
Little advice. Japanese doesn't have the "uh" sound. So you can't really say "Duh," or "Sun," in a proper Japanese accent. And "Rifta" would be pronounced "Ree-f(u)-tah" based on how you spelled that.

If you really wanted to pronounce in Japanese-style, it'd Do-Ri-fu-to (san).

Japanese is a verbal language. With the exception of the consonant "n," every consonant has to be followed by a verb.

With that said... Why is there a RACE of JAPANESE SPACE ROBOTS...with Chinese names?!?! I've suspended disbelief for a quarter of a century and THIS is what finally goes too far?

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Post by Kaylee » Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:06 am

snarl wrote:Early prediction:

he remains a **** until the last few pages, but then, Dr Ray Stanz, the heart of the Ghostbusters, shoots him with moodslime and when he wakes up, he's all...

"I love you guys. No, really. I really love you guys"
:up: god I hope so.

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Post by Yaya » Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:29 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:

If you really wanted to pronounce in Japanese-style, it'd Do-Ri-fu-to (san).
Do-Ri-fu-to (san) it is. Still fun to say.
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Post by inflatable dalek » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:40 am

I believe the authorial intent is it be pronounced "Shane McCarthy".

Though I prefer the simpler and snappier "Cackface".
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Post by Best First » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:31 am

McCackface?
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Post by Legion » Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:44 pm

Works for me.

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