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Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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I came to the conclusion afterward that my time would have been better spent reviewing something else.
Because seriously...
It is ****.
Because seriously...
It is ****.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
Could have sworn I posted a reply to this yesterday.
Anyway, the crux of my response was, nice review, but overly generous I would say.
I am willing to read HAM, sorry AHM, as a trade to see if it reads better. I remember dogging Infiltration, then reading the trade, and thinking "I was overly harsh about this". Willing to give AHM the same chance. There were three issues somewhere in there I thought were excellent.
But you know what? I'm really sick of having to do this. Especially with the ongoing. I know for a fact that the ongoing will read better as a trade. But why should that be, especially if it's an ongoing? IDW needs to understand, it's simply not fair to fans to call something an ongoing, and still write for a six-issue trade. If you call it ongoing, then it damn well better be an ongoing, not a "we'll just number things differently" strategy.
Anyway, the crux of my response was, nice review, but overly generous I would say.
I am willing to read HAM, sorry AHM, as a trade to see if it reads better. I remember dogging Infiltration, then reading the trade, and thinking "I was overly harsh about this". Willing to give AHM the same chance. There were three issues somewhere in there I thought were excellent.
But you know what? I'm really sick of having to do this. Especially with the ongoing. I know for a fact that the ongoing will read better as a trade. But why should that be, especially if it's an ongoing? IDW needs to understand, it's simply not fair to fans to call something an ongoing, and still write for a six-issue trade. If you call it ongoing, then it damn well better be an ongoing, not a "we'll just number things differently" strategy.
"But the Costa story featuring Starscream? Fantastic! This guy is "The One", I just know it, just from these few pages. "--Yaya, who is never wrong.
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On IDW, perhaps? Try the thread. You may enjoy the joy of my two usernames.Yaya wrote:Could have sworn I posted a reply to this yesterday.
I'm with you. Wreckers is blowing me away because I can't wait a month. Spotlight was the best of IDW's relaunch because each issue was a genuine story. I'm so tired of reading these extremely decompressed storylines that were obviously written as one big six-issue chunk and broken apart--with the script most likely half the size of what a six-issue arc would have been before the golden age of trades.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
I saw that, Sprunklebeemus. Very clever.bumblemusprime wrote:On IDW, perhaps? Try the thread. You may enjoy the joy of my two usernames.Yaya wrote:Could have sworn I posted a reply to this yesterday.
Didn't see my post there either. Which can only mean that I typed a response and failed to hit "submit". I guess since it wasn't a topic of controversy, it just slipped my mind.
When it's controversial, I love hitting that "Submit" button. As in "Submit, damn you, submit to my will!"
"But the Costa story featuring Starscream? Fantastic! This guy is "The One", I just know it, just from these few pages. "--Yaya, who is never wrong.
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The thing i don't get is - if people are restricted to 6 issue blocks why they feel they have to streach their story idea out over 6 issues. Why not do a 2 3 issue stories. Or a 4 and a 2 etc etc? Jason Aaron seems to be taking the 5 & 1 Approach with Wolverine: Weapon X at the mo and if anything the single issues are the best.bumblemusprime wrote:On IDW, perhaps? Try the thread. You may enjoy the joy of my two usernames.Yaya wrote:Could have sworn I posted a reply to this yesterday.
I'm with you. Wreckers is blowing me away because I can't wait a month. Spotlight was the best of IDW's relaunch because each issue was a genuine story. I'm so tired of reading these extremely decompressed storylines that were obviously written as one big six-issue chunk and broken apart--with the script most likely half the size of what a six-issue arc would have been before the golden age of trades.
This was one of my frustration with the lack of an ongoing from day 1 - why couldn't - say - Escalation have been 4 issues + two spotlights, plus that way you avoid all the 'what do i buy and where does it fit in' from the casual fan.
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They have private clubs for that."Submit, damn you, submit to my will!"
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.