The award for wankiest introduction of a character ever...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:31 pm

...in any fiction ever, even really bad slashfic...

...goes to Spike Witwicky in All Hail Megatron #9, written by Shane McCarthy, with art by Guido Guidi.

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/ ... tron93.htm

Are there Razzies for comics because that page would sweep the boards I'm sure.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:46 pm

Is it wrong that I'm hard?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:59 pm

This is how it reads in my head. Not particularly funny, but there you go.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:05 pm

On the flip side, the artwork on the Jazz spotlight has a nice 'old-school' Marvel UK kind of appeal to it.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:13 pm

One step forward.

80 steps back!

gah.

a bungelow full of gah.

Sarah - your personal journey - its so... so.... NO ONE CARES

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:34 pm

I mean, you know people don't give a **** about the current human characters, why introduce new ones?

Moreover, their very presence harkens back to the Sunbow days.

And the humans have done absolutely nothing but get utterly annihilated, as well they should be. Why keep showing them at all?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:56 pm

Best First wrote:Sarah - your personal journey - its so... so.... NO ONE CARES

QFT

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:47 pm

Christ.

Post by **snarl** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:16 pm

so has this silly **** sarah been a major character in AHM then?

She looks ****, plus how come I've not seen her mentioned till now?

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:47 pm

we can just hope that bombshell appears out of nowhere and proceeds to pull them all apart by the limbs...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:42 pm

haha Christ on a bike, what next, a plot?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:21 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:haha Christ on a bike, what next, a plot?

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go
To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are too weary
To reach the unreachable star

Manchester Devil · Post by **Manchester Devil** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:44 am

Did she style her hair since issue 5 or something? What the smeg?

Then again, every page of AHM is up for worst everything you can possibly think of. BOOM! BOOM!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:45 am

To scheme the improbable scheme
To plan the unthinkable plan
To build when your arms are too tiny
To walk in the suit of a man.

This is my fate
To conquer the earth
To play with the big boys
Though I lack the girth
To reach for the stars
On a whim or a dare
I could climb to the top
If I only could reach the first stair.

And the world doesn't know what they'll miss
If a mouse doesn't follow his dream
To scrawl with his last bit of graphite
To scheme the improbable scheme!

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Mr_Tigg · Post by **Mr_Tigg** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 12:24 pm

If we're gonna have a romantic subplot with sexual undertones, can it at least be about Megatron and Soundwave?!??

Who did the art? I like his style for drawing humans. Better than Guido (who, whilst drawing amazing robots, isn't the best at people).

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:14 am

spiderfrommars wrote:Is it wrong that I'm hard?

If thats wrong...then I dont wanna be right...