Half the IDW board will lap this up. Get it made.

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Half the IDW board will lap this up. Get it made.

Post by snarl » Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:06 pm

Title:

All Nail Megatron

Sub title:

You, Mr. JQ Transfan, the buying public, are a ****

Synopsis:

Megatron has won the war.

The war for the love of his life!

His love rival, the charismatic Optimus Prime, has gone off the ******* rails. Proper. Well and Truly. He's ******* pissed his exo-liver up a right treat. There are even whispers that he's using ener-heroin.

With the autobots leaderless, plus somehow pretty much all dead, (dont worry, this might even be hinted at how one day in the future) Starscream, Megatron's best EVER friend, has been given free reign to throw his big buddy the 'Tron the best ******* stag party ever! ON EARTH! A ******* STUPID VERSION OF EARTH!

EARTH WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

THE TF GENDER ISSUE IS BLOWN SKY HIGH!

MEGS WON'T STOP AT SHOOTING HIS CANNON INTO JUST BUILDINGS.

NO CYBER DOLLAR WILL BE SPARED TO BRING ABOUT THE GRAND PLAN - LITERALLY EVERY CYBER WHORE EVER BUILT WILL ALL NAIL MEGATRON - TILL HIS ******* OPTICS COME OUT.

BUT IS ALL AS IT SEEMS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!




art by guido guidi

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comes with added death

People die

Actual humans

It's mature.
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Post by sprunkner » Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:13 pm

:lol:

Somebody put Papa Snarl in charge of IDW, please. Guarantee it'll sell better than TF/New Avengers.
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Post by stranger » Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:21 am

You forgot to mention a new character who transforms into a huge vibrator... the FIRST ever comic transformer ever to be made in to a toy ever EVER!

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Post by Professor Smooth » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:02 pm

stranger wrote:You forgot to mention a new character who transforms into a huge vibrator... the FIRST ever comic transformer ever to be made in to a toy ever EVER!
Sextoybot! Where have you been?

Where HAVEN'T I been?

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Post by Brendocon » Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:08 pm

stranger wrote:You forgot to mention a new character who transforms into a huge vibrator...
Scattershot's not new.

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Post by sprunkner » Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:21 am

Please put this up on the IDW board, Snarl.
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Post by snarl » Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:30 am

Not a member there.

I dont think it's cricket to turn up just to start pissing on there front door either to be honest.

It's all well and good having a rant here where everybody can here the general "Jack Dee" tone in my voice.

But I don't think a lot of the little lambs there would understand.

I just had to vent at what I find to be an amazingly misguided change in direction.

I think Transfans just have to concede that we're only human, (although I'm certain some of the fandom would like to be made of metal & have kiddy fiddling race car alt mode) and therefor its evens that we're going to have a lot of mental ***** amongst us.

I just hoped for my sake that the people in charge of producing the product wouldn't target them. I don't know.

I suppose if the number of braindead, easily pleased cretins outnumbers the amount of people like the majority of the guys round here, who can debate something on its merits and have in general something sensible to say (and don't bother signing up from some other board to write in and say "thats arrogant" ... cause I dont care) then it makes sense for IDW to pitch to them I suppose.

Shame for me but not for them.

Sadly chaps, I'm pretty sure the TF fandom is rife with idiots and that its got to the point where the sensible lot simply can't be arsed to even acknowledge them. Look at the AHM thread on IDW. largely praise, cause everybody else was so disgusted they dropped it and won't go near it.

Well played if you ask me.

It all comes down to whether you want to make something that you're proud of, or something that sells well.

And I dont see how you can ditch the Furman story to make AHM and think "we've made a sound creative decision here"

Of course, the creators are welcome to disagree.

For me, since my apathy for football combusted spectacularly with post Harry mental spurs, I need something to feel apathy for so that I can actually have a life. So, at the moment TFs can be that. Really can't be ****** with the TF comic at all now. Can't be bothered to engage the simpletons that argue in favour of a piss poor comic, esp when it's so easy and so much more fun to mock, and point, and laugh.

I mean, what can I do to change it?

Without a bundle of cash that is.

So balls to it.
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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:28 am

snarl wrote:
Look at the AHM thread on IDW. largely praise, cause everybody else was so disgusted they dropped it and won't go near it.


I need something to feel apathy for so that I can actually have a life. So, at the moment TFs can be that. Really can't be ****** with the TF comic at all now.

QFT.

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Post by Best First » Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:54 am

Yep.

Shall we smash transfans up like a bunch of Geordies would their own home town if they lost the cup?
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Post by snarl » Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:17 am

I'm game.
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Post by sprunkner » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:01 am

froth slobber rawr.

(pisses on the wall)

Freedom!
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