TF: Mosaic has hit a new low

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:05 pm

Hot Shot wrote:He also claims that they must be able to robo-hump because they are classified as "alive" and our human standards for being alive include the ability to reproduce.

Yet he'll handily ignore any logic on this subject. Like the fact that plants are alive and capable of reproduction, yet don't do it through *******.

Besides, we know Transformers have the ability to reproduce. Building new ones. Budding. Blah blah. Nope, he won't have it. They get their freak on. A vague allusion to mecho-cellular growth in a DW MTMTE profile is apparantly proof enough for it to apply to the entire TF mythos. Including the bits he's not seen, which you best not use as evidence against him - if he's not seen it, it doesn't count... yet he'll still make sweeping generalisations about his mad theories applying to it.

And so on.

Should be burnt alive.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:28 pm

This guy sounds like he'd be a riot at parties.

I wonder why hasn't he deigned us with his presence yet?

Maybe Predabot should invite him.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:19 am

Honestly, we do seem to have driven off the usual contesting opinions.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:18 am

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Hot Shot wrote: Plus he has this weird style of typing:
Tramp wrote: Name, yada yada yada yada yada blah blah blah. Blah stuff blah blah stuff blah blah stuff otherstuff.
I could go on, but you get the picture.
Yeah, dude brought up that Prime gave Elita-1 an energon transfer in the cartoon as evidence that Transformers have sex. Which to me is the TF equivalent of a blood transfusion. ****, if that's his idea of sex, I'd hate to get sick when he's the only "doctor" around.

Thats ****** up - Energon is TF energy in pure form, its like food no? they cant operate without it.

So if I give u some food, we are having sex yes? - thats where ive been going wrong all these years... damm

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:13 am

Rebis wrote:This guy sounds like he'd be a riot at parties.

I wonder why hasn't he deigned us with his presence yet?

Maybe Predabot should invite him...

My younger less, er, restrained self would probably have thought that was a smashin' idea.. and good for a bit of fun and hijinks on these otherwise so desolate boards, but alas...

Old age actually does make one wiser. Huh, never would have thought it at age 17.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:34 pm

Daniel @ IDW wrote:Just a quick FYI about Daddy's Little Girl - there's some concern that we (that is the Moderators, and the Mosaic Editors) have about how it will be viewed by Hasbro. People, official people, have been contacted and the preliminary advice we've been given is to say "what Mosaic?" and move swiftly onto a different discussion.

Aw, what a shame.

Manchester Devil · Post by **Manchester Devil** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:27 pm

sprunkner wrote:Honestly, we do seem to have driven off the usual contesting opinions.

It is because they cannot handle logic.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:04 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Daniel @ IDW wrote:Just a quick FYI about Daddy's Little Girl - there's some concern that we (that is the Moderators, and the Mosaic Editors) have about how it will be viewed by Hasbro. People, official people, have been contacted and the preliminary advice we've been given is to say "what Mosaic?" and move swiftly onto a different discussion.
Aw, what a shame.

Ah, good to see corporate revisionism and denial tactics bought to the fandom.

what a farce!

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:28 pm

Am I alone in expecting that, if something's endorsed by Hasbro, they'd actually... y'know, endorse it before publication? Rather than having to try and erase its existence after the fact?

Manchester Devil · Post by **Manchester Devil** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:52 pm

Pity that Takara couldn't do the same to KISS Players.

OK, that said - what Brend said.

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:34 pm

Brendocon wrote:Am I alone in expecting that, if something's endorsed by Hasbro,

"It should be noted that while this project has been recognized by IDW Publishing and Hasbro, none of the works presented have been commissioned or solicited by either company. The stories are not official canon, except where noted."

That kind of endorsement?

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:58 am

Whatever. Powerglide shagging a fembot still sucks.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:46 am

Denyer wrote:
Brendocon wrote:Am I alone in expecting that, if something's endorsed by Hasbro,
"It should be noted that while this project has been recognized by IDW Publishing and Hasbro, none of the works presented have been commissioned or solicited by either company. The stories are not official canon, except where noted."

That kind of endorsement?

is that an endorsement?

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:26 pm

Best First wrote:
Denyer wrote:
Brendocon wrote:Am I alone in expecting that, if something's endorsed by Hasbro,
"It should be noted that while this project has been recognized by IDW Publishing and Hasbro, none of the works presented have been commissioned or solicited by either company. The stories are not official canon, except where noted."

That kind of endorsement?
is that an endorsement?

More like a good, nice, slow shag.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:45 pm

Are your emoticons practicing necrophilia?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:30 am

That just makes... no sense at all.

gah.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:30 pm

Now picture rumpled sheets, stained pillows and a cigarette-heavy smell of decay.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:16 pm

sprunkner wrote:

Now picture rumpled sheets, stained pillows and a cigarette-heavy smell of decay.

Oh no, that's my life

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:11 pm

From TF near-porn to EmVee's life in under 60 posts.

That's why 8 out of 10 people avoid TransFans.

Hot Shot · Post by **Hot Shot** » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:34 pm

Rebis wrote:From TF near-porn to EmVee's life in under 60 posts.

That's why 8 out of 10 people avoid TransFans.

You make it sound like a bad thing.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:02 pm

Rebis wrote:From TF near-porn to EmVee's life in under 60 posts.

That's why 8 out of 10 people avoid TransFans.

And why 0.5 out of 10 become totally addicted.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:20 pm

Hot Shot wrote:
Rebis wrote:From TF near-porn to EmVee's life in under 60 posts.

That's why 8 out of 10 people avoid TransFans.

You make it sound like a bad thing.

Sorry, I think I had a bout of nausea when I wrote that. Leftovers from a cold/flu I had over the weekend.

I find I'm usually right as rain following a kip, tho. No need for added medicine.

Dead Head · Post by **Dead Head** » Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:56 am

My conclusion from viewing the TF:Mosaics so far:

There's a lot of retarded transfans out there. Creators and audience.

Sunyavadin · Post by **Sunyavadin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:09 am

Dead Head wrote:My conclusion from viewing the TF:Mosaics so far:

There's a lot of retarded transfans out there. Creators and audience.

My girlfriend decided the other day to introduce me to all the wonderful, colourful terms used in the fanfic community to describe various "genres" of Transformer sex.

I listened with that mix of horrified fascination and abject revulsion as she was even "kind" enough to read out some choice excerpts as examples of each style. I almost vomited around the point where Megatron wrapped his lips round Starscream's massive, throbbing robo-cock while simultaneously ramming his fusion cannon into Starscream's "rear energon-socket"...

Now if you'll excuse m, I need to go and find some brain-bleach for that.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:20 am

Thank so much for sharing.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:54 am

Who would've thought Starscream would have a big cock?

Megs on the other hand...

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:02 pm

I always figured Starscream was compensating for something.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:15 pm

sprunkner wrote:

Now picture rumpled sheets, stained pillows and a cigarette-heavy smell of decay.

aye, but to be sure now oi meant Predabots bollocks post now aye lads? So it be.