Transformers: Molestrangler (Issue 11)

Post by **Kaylee** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:29 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:Btw, your Grimlock needs to be made into a plush toy and distributed worldwide... With punching-action boxing gloves. And bonus booze.

OMG that's GENIUS!

Maybe not a plushie... I don't think I can sew that well... I could make one out of clay?

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:02 pm

Do it Karl!

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:32 pm

Boxing gloves!!!! That's it!!! I'm suing...

@Karl

Corking stuff

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:39 pm

Aardvark wrote:Boxing gloves!!!! That's it!!! I'm suing...

Grimlock had boxing gloves way back in Molestrangler #1 I believe, over two years ago

{starts legal proceedings, with Grimlock as solicitor}

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:56 pm

And Fallen Angel was written in 1987

Anyway my Grimlock doesn't even have boxing gloves. They sort of look like boxing gloves, but I was just in it for the money. Any excuse to sue

I was just in it for the money. Any excuse to sue...

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:01 pm

Aardvark wrote:And Fallen Angel was written in 1987

Anyway my Grimlock doesn't even have boxing glove. They sort of look like boxing gloves, but I was just in it for the money. Any excuse to sue...[/quote]

So Marvel as well as I will be sueing then

Aardvark · Post by **Aardvark** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:28 pm

I need a distraction---> DISTRACTION

*Using this distraction, Aardvark somehow “wins”, marries Jessica Alba and eats a sandwich*

10 years later--->

“”So what happened to Karl?”

Karl…Karl went mad. His last words were, "Cats! Clay cats! Everywhere. WOOOPAAPAOAAPPAOAOPA!"

THE END

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:28 pm

There's nothing really for either of you to sue each other over.

Karl's Grimlock has boxing gloves in 'kicking kangaroo' dinosaur mode, while Aardvark's Grimlock has boxing gloves in 'go-go-gadget' robot mode.

If anyone should be sueing anyone, it's Forrest Gump over Pat Lee's portrayal of Optimus Prime!

I rest my case. And hire Death's Head to field my calls, yes?

Post by **Kaylee** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:39 pm

I respond as per my charter:

Never let Grimlock have his own TV show...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 12:00 am

I know now why Predabot thought Grimlock was a mole, but it is something I could never do.

Post by **snarl** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:42 am

Aardvark wrote:I need a distraction---> DISTRACTION

WTF?!?!?!

ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE A GIANT COCK?!!??

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 11:56 am

Rebis wrote:I know now why Predabot thought Grimlock was a mole, but it is something I could never do.

"If a cold, machine-like man like Rebis can learn to love the logic of Predabot, then can't we all..?" ^^

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:40 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote:Btw, your Grimlock needs to be made into a plush toy and distributed worldwide... With punching-action boxing gloves. And bonus booze.
OMG that's GENIUS!

Maybe not a plushie... I don't think I can sew that well... I could make one out of clay?

Yeah, that'd work! If I wouldn't be so darn lazy, I'd do it myself... As it is, I still haven't started my webpage for months now...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:36 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:
BB Shockwave wrote:Btw, your Grimlock needs to be made into a plush toy and distributed worldwide... With punching-action boxing gloves. And bonus booze.
OMG that's GENIUS!

Maybe not a plushie... I don't think I can sew that well... I could make one out of clay?

Hwh hwh, look what just turned up b3ta...
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6198956

no booze tho

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 10:53 pm

A most excellent use of the word craptastic.

And the plush isn't bad either.

Predabot wrote:
Rebis wrote:I know now why Predabot thought Grimlock was a mole, but it is something I could never do.
"If a cold, machine-like man like Rebis can learn to love the logic of Predabot, then can't we all..?" ^^

If you're my send-away stalker, I'm sueing the company.

Post by **Denyer** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:31 am

Karl Lynch wrote:All previous issues are currently up and about at

Er, and I'll get this one up too once I get the creative section out of the update tar pit it's been in.

Great stuff as always.

Post by **Kaylee** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:44 am

Denyer wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:All previous issues are currently up and about at
Er, and I'll get this one up too once I get the creative section out of the update tar pit it's been in.

Great stuff as always.

that's very kind, thanks

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