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Post by Predabot » Sat May 07, 2005 4:01 pm

Ah, if the Chaos-bringer, destroyer of the multiverse was to come globe to globe with Earth, a planet slightly smaller than him, what way of destroying it would he take, most appropriate to the level of technology us humans have. :)

He could just sit next us and small-munch on the Moon for some days and his gravity would do the rest, but what's fun with that? :twisted:

If I was Uni I'd stand on top of Earth for a while and stomp a bit, then I'd take one small nible and spit it out on neighboring Mars, ruff it up a bit, and finish it all off with massive death-ray bombardement then I'd go toe to toe with the sun, wich might perhaps take a week to snuff out properly.

Any other suggestions? :twisted: Perhaps some insight as to how the smallish creatures that live on the surface would react..

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Post by Autobloke » Sat May 07, 2005 7:09 pm

They'd crap themselves. Probably literally.
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Post by jboyler » Sun May 08, 2005 2:51 am

If I were Unicron I would start by gouging out France and discarding it. It's sort of like one of those Japanese fish that has the poison bladder you have to cut out first...

After that, I'd just chow down and make a pig of myself.

I'm sure all the little fleshlings would just crawl into a corner and scream while their brains melted Lovecraft-style.

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Post by Shanti418 » Sun May 08, 2005 5:30 am

This is a bit off the subject, but where exactly in TF mythology does it say that Earth is a planet slightly smaller than Unicron again?

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Post by Autobloke » Sun May 08, 2005 8:57 am

Shanti418 wrote:This is a bit off the subject, but where exactly in TF mythology does it say that Earth is a planet slightly smaller than Unicron again?
So true - in the cartoon, Cybertron was always smaller than Earth (even though the TFs are much bigger than humans) - nine times out of ten you could even see the metal planet's curvature on the horizon - and considering that Unicron wasn't much bigger than Cybertron (if you ignore all the scale inconsistencies in the movie), that would probably put him and the Earth at around the same size. That would be like me eating an entire other human. Mmm... pass the hotsauce.
Of course, Unicron was only about three times the size of Cybertron's moons in the movie while he was scoffing them.
It can't ALL be turned into energy though, so how big are his dumps? That's one bog-pan I DON'T want to have to clean.
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Post by spiderfrommars » Sun May 08, 2005 9:34 am

The first issue of the Marvel comic implicitly states that Cybertron is Saturn-sized. So its not hard to calculate the sizes of Unicron and Earth in relation to it.

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Post by KingMob » Sun May 08, 2005 10:39 am

So what are the implications for Earth (or indeed anything in our solar system) of a new Saturn-sized object calmly strolling up the garden path?

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Post by Kaylee » Sun May 08, 2005 6:36 pm

KingMob wrote:So what are the implications for Earth (or indeed anything in our solar system) of a new Saturn-sized object calmly strolling up the garden path?
Depends if he has antigravity or some other magic god powers ;)

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Post by Professor Smooth » Sun May 08, 2005 8:12 pm

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KingMob wrote:So what are the implications for Earth (or indeed anything in our solar system) of a new Saturn-sized object calmly strolling up the garden path?
Depends if he has antigravity or some other magic god powers ;)
His gravity royally ****ed up Lithone, so I'd doubt that. Going by TF continuity, I'd say something similar to what happened in The Ultimate Doom (one of my favorite TF episodes, btw).
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Post by Kaylee » Sun May 08, 2005 9:38 pm

Professor Smooth wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:
KingMob wrote:So what are the implications for Earth (or indeed anything in our solar system) of a new Saturn-sized object calmly strolling up the garden path?
Depends if he has antigravity or some other magic god powers ;)
His gravity royally ****ed up Lithone, so I'd doubt that. Going by TF continuity, I'd say something similar to what happened in The Ultimate Doom (one of my favorite TF episodes, btw).
That looked like his evil slurpy field of doom, imo.

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Post by Autobloke » Sun May 08, 2005 10:34 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:That looked like his evil slurpy field of doom, imo.
Unicron: "Mmm... planet. *slurp!*" :lol:
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Mon May 09, 2005 1:33 am

somthing ive always wanted to know.

Planets, tend to have alot of gravity. so when somthing earth sized and Unicron sized (not sure what the all important mass weight of unicrons steel frame is) come close to each other, would gravity drag them both towards each other?

Obviously Uni has enough power to move his large frame through space, but now he has to contend with the gravity of yet another planet sized object.

wouldnt the two just smash together, or then again I guess Uni has the power to controll himself when his heavnly body gets close to another, ooo-err!

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Post by Professor Smooth » Mon May 09, 2005 3:11 am

Good question, to which I reply: Yes. Unicron is definately affected by the gravity of other planets. Which means, I suppose, that if he were to come near a planet, he'd have to eat it or face a hell of a time getting away from it.

Side note: Does Unicron actually have to eat planets? I mean, it's implied (in TFTM) that he does it for fuel, but in the comics it's more of a desire than a need, yes?
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Post by Kaylee » Mon May 09, 2005 9:49 am

Professor Smooth wrote:Good question, to which I reply: Yes. Unicron is definately affected by the gravity of other planets. Which means, I suppose, that if he were to come near a planet, he'd have to eat it or face a hell of a time getting away from it.

Side note: Does Unicron actually have to eat planets? I mean, it's implied (in TFTM) that he does it for fuel, but in the comics it's more of a desire than a need, yes?
More of a mission it seemed like to me.

And I don't see why Unicron should be affected by Gravity. He was able to 'drift' towards Cybertron in EoE without the planet suddenly being attracted towards him (surely the inhabitants would have noticed? Cyertron would just end up stuck to Unicron, rather than him just stood happily munching bits like it was a buffet...)

Besides, if Uni is that big and made of metal he would surely collapse under his own gravity into a solid metal lump, unless he had some sort of antigravity field.

Or was magic, which I still contend explains more about this than anything ;)

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Post by Autobloke » Mon May 09, 2005 10:50 am

You kids and your damn magic. Bloody Harry Potter.

I'm guessing that Unicron must have some kind of 'Gravity Repulsor/Attractor Field' to control his affect on other stuff. Perhaps it's what allows him to use his - and I quote 'Evil Slurpy Field Of Doom'.
Ships and space stations and other everyday stuff in Star Trek all have their gravity-warping/suppressing technology, so why not an ancient planet-sized robot?
And 'cos of his pre-robot ancient god-being status, perhaps there is a bit of mystical tomfoolery going on too.
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Post by Kaylee » Mon May 09, 2005 11:04 am

Autobloke wrote:You kids and your damn magic. Bloody Harry Potter.

I'm guessing that Unicron must have some kind of 'Gravity Repulsor/Attractor Field' to control his affect on other stuff. Perhaps it's what allows him to use his - and I quote 'Evil Slurpy Field Of Doom'.
Ships and space stations and other everyday stuff in Star Trek all have their gravity-warping/suppressing technology, so why not an ancient planet-sized robot?
And 'cos of his pre-robot ancient god-being status, perhaps there is a bit of mystical tomfoolery going on too.
Sounds like you're advocating this madass 'slurpy field of doom', antigravity technology AND magic!! Where could you have got such loony ideas from?

;) :D

And I hold copyright on 'slurpy field of doom' (SFOD), btw. Maye I've started a fashion ;)

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Post by Autobloke » Mon May 09, 2005 12:02 pm

Any science, far enough advanced, can seem like magic to a less advanced person or society.
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Post by Predabot » Mon May 09, 2005 2:45 pm

The thing with anti-gravity seems plausible, :) and since yes, he's not just a super-duper advanced humongous robot, he's also a magic god of evil, it would probably be a combination of psionic manipulation and technological.

Now, how would Uni logically speaking, most easily destroy our solar-system? He's just passing trough really, so what's the quickest way?

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Post by Señior's Covenant » Mon May 09, 2005 2:57 pm

Predabot wrote:Now, how would Uni logically speaking, most easily destroy our solar-system?
Well, given that Cybertron is Saturn-sized, Uni's just a relatively bit smaller than Cybertron, Saturn is roughly ten times the diameter of Earth, and the larger planet's in our solar system are comprised mostly of just gas, he'd just open wide?
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Post by Bouncelot » Mon May 09, 2005 3:42 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:And I hold copyright on 'slurpy field of doom' (SFOD), btw. Maye I've started a fashion ;)
That's fine, I'll just use 'slurpy field of destruction' or 'slurpy field of devastation' instead.

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Post by Autobloke » Mon May 09, 2005 4:14 pm

Señior's Covenant wrote:
Predabot wrote:Now, how would Uni logically speaking, most easily destroy our solar-system?
Well, given that Cybertron is Saturn-sized, Uni's just a relatively bit smaller than Cybertron, Saturn is roughly ten times the diameter of Earth, and the larger planet's in our solar system are comprised mostly of just gas, he'd just open wide?
That gas is going to come back out at some point though. :eek:
Maybe he could just consume the Sun first and then pick off the other stuff as it floats away, no longer under the gravitational pull of the Sun. It's probably more interesting to chase his food than just scoff it where it stands. My fish prefer to eat live worms more than just static flake food.
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Post by Kaylee » Mon May 09, 2005 5:27 pm

Predabot wrote:He's just passing trough really, so what's the quickest way?
Change the law so Bush can serve a third term?

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Post by jboyler » Wed May 11, 2005 10:00 am

According to Newton's Law of Gravitation, the force of gravity is related to the masses of the two objects concerned. Mass is not just a matter of size, but a matter of density. Earth is solid rock and has a extremely dense liquid metal core. If Unicron, however, has lots of empty space inside (as I bet he would, if he has lots of moving parts and a huge planet-chomping orifice) he would not be very dense at all, and might actually have less mass than Earth even though his physical dimensions would appear equal or larger.

What this means is that while Unicron and a planet would exert a gravitational pull on Earth other, the planet would be affected less, and Unicron would be pulled towards it.

On a related note, why does Megatron float in front of Unicron? If Unicron had even a fraction of Earth's gravity, wouldn't Megatron "fall" into him? For Megatron to be floating in front of Unicron would require very fast and constantly accelerating retrograde movement on Unicron's part.

For Unicron, the biggest problem would be his massive inertia. How does a planetoid-sized being change its direction, accelerate to faster-than-light speeds (neccesary for interstellar travel), and then slow to a stop to munch on a planet?

It's also interesting to ponder what effect Unicron's gravity would have on the Earth. Even if Unicron had a mass less than that of our moon, his mere presence would wreak havoc on our world. The tidal actions would be unprecedented and the gravitational field and magnetic poles of Earth would be in chaos. He might cause seismic damage, create huge tidal waves, and completely alter our weather patterns (at least temporarily)

And I still disagree with the statement that Cybertron is as large as Saturn. Even though the comic might say so, every time we see Cybertron it looks very small, more like the size of the Death Star.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed May 11, 2005 10:09 am

jboyler wrote:Even though the comic might say so, every time we see Cybertron it looks very small, more like the size of the Death Star.

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Well in the early comics it was drawn as a featureless silver sphere, which is more accurate. Later issues drew it more in line with the cartoon, which sadly gives it an appearance of not much bigger than a shopping centre.

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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 10:15 am

jboyler wrote:According to Newton's Law of Gravitation, the force of gravity is related to the masses of the two objects concerned. Mass is not just a matter of size, but a matter of density. Earth is solid rock and has a extremely dense liquid metal core. If Unicron, however, has lots of empty space inside (as I bet he would, if he has lots of moving parts and a huge planet-chomping orifice) he would not be very dense at all, and might actually have less mass than Earth even though his physical dimensions would appear equal or larger.
Firstly Unicron is made of metal, which is denser than rock, and secondly we've no evidence that he is hollow inside to any degree moreso than the Earth is. The Earth has thousands and thousands of caves and passages, so does Unicron appear to.

From what we can see of his transformation process in the movie, comic and in the Ultimate Guide he appears to be incredibly tightly packed in planet mode, and appears to expand outwards in robot mode imo.

That might be why his planet mode is almost invulnerable and his robot mode is weaker.

Thirdly gravitational attraction is directly proportional to the mass and the inverse square of the distance between the two objects, not only mass.
What this means is that while Unicron and a planet would exert a gravitational pull on Earth other, the planet would be affected less, and Unicron would be pulled towards it.
Yes I had guessed.
On a related note, why does Megatron float in front of Unicron? If Unicron had even a fraction of Earth's gravity, wouldn't Megatron "fall" into him? For Megatron to be floating in front of Unicron would require very fast and constantly accelerating retrograde movement on Unicron's part.
Hence our discussion of antigravity.
For Unicron, the biggest problem would be his massive inertia. How does a planetoid-sized being change its direction, accelerate to faster-than-light speeds (neccesary for interstellar travel), and then slow to a stop to munch on a planet?
If he has an antigravity power presumably he can manipulate space like in Star Trek and 'warp' places. Or he might be magic, being a God and all.
It's also interesting to ponder what effect Unicron's gravity would have on the Earth. Even if Unicron had a mass less than that of our moon, his mere presence would wreak havoc on our world. The tidal actions would be unprecedented and the gravitational field and magnetic poles of Earth would be in chaos. He might cause seismic damage, create huge tidal waves, and completely alter our weather patterns (at least temporarily)
Or maybe not. As Unicron appears able to manipulate gravity he can presumably also turn up with no effect whatsoever. We did go through most of this already, if you wanted to read the rest of the topic.
And I still disagree with the statement that Cybertron is as large as Saturn. Even though the comic might say so, every time we see Cybertron it looks very small, more like the size of the Death Star.
But we've no concept of scale unfortunately. What looks small on Cyb might be utterly vast to us. Also Unicron's Transformers Universe entry states that he happily consumes entire stars and his mission is to engulf the Universe.

Now obviously he has some mechanism for dealing with objects much more massive than he is, but he himself would have to be a fair old size to process the matter he would consume from such vast objects at anything like a meaningful rate.

Or again it could just be 'magical God powers'. Coupled with his slurpy field of doom.

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed May 11, 2005 11:33 am

they must be small stars? - like very small...

Our sun being roughly 10x larger than Saturn and 100X larger then the Earth.

Im guessing maybe he sort of sits near them and sucks the erm stary stuff out of em...

Or

He gos all god like, flys into the middle (un-harmmed by the silly heat) and just says piff-paff-poof , and voila, the sun is gone, and he has consumed it all...

what I would prefer.

Is that Unicrons power comes from the most powerfull thing in our universe, a Singularity better know as a black hole. somehow he has controll over the S andcan manipulate this vast powers ource to suck things up, propell himself across or through the universe, and even suck up stars...
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Post by spiderfrommars » Wed May 11, 2005 11:36 am

Unicron once consumed the entire universe. Not sure he cares how big or small stars are to be honest.

Is there any evidence that his powers have been weakened since then(through Primus' meddling)?

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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 11:39 am

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote: what I would prefer.

Is that Unicrons power comes from the most powerfull thing in our universe, a Singularity better know as a black hole. somehow he has controll over the S andcan manipulate this vast powers ource to suck things up, propell himself across or through the universe, and even suck up stars...
I think he's secretly clockwork ;)

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed May 11, 2005 12:13 pm

Karl Lynch wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote: what I would prefer.

Is that Unicrons power comes from the most powerfull thing in our universe, a Singularity better know as a black hole. somehow he has controll over the S andcan manipulate this vast powers ource to suck things up, propell himself across or through the universe, and even suck up stars...
I think he's secretly clockwork ;)
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Post by Kaylee » Wed May 11, 2005 12:21 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Karl Lynch wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote: what I would prefer.

Is that Unicrons power comes from the most powerfull thing in our universe, a Singularity better know as a black hole. somehow he has controll over the S andcan manipulate this vast powers ource to suck things up, propell himself across or through the universe, and even suck up stars...
I think he's secretly clockwork ;)
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