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Worst covers

Post by spiderfrommars » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:48 pm

What covers did you think were crap?


I'll start with one:

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=469

Pants.

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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Mon Mar 07, 2005 3:56 pm

is that supposed to be Windcharger?
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:28 pm

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Reed H8er!!!

Dan Reed is teh r0xX0rrZz!!
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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Post by Optimus Prime Rib » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:01 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1491

jelly land!
Reed H8er!!!

Dan Reed is teh r0xX0rrZz!!
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wait... nevermind that last one.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:50 pm

This one is pretty awful...

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1499
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Post by Best First » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:37 pm

Hello!

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1993

UK wise...

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=471

not great.

like the Dan Reed one wi Hotrod tho.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:16 pm

the UK ones (just looked at em all) are mainly on the whole pretty good.
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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:42 pm

The G2 ones all look a bit rushed to me.

http://www.transfans.net/media.php?seri ... ion=comics

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Post by spiderfrommars » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:02 am

G2 ones have some of the best **** ever!

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1974

Drool.

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1978

Droooool.
Yeah, some of the US ones when Furman took over were so bad, you get the impression Marvel wanted the comic axed asap.

http://tfarchive.com/comics/covers/Marv ... S%2066.jpg

http://tfarchive.com/comics/covers/Marv ... S%2065.jpg

I mean, Jesus...

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Post by Shanti418 » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:49 am

Yeah, I have to agree with Spider. G2 covers on the whole rocked.

And I'd have to say that US 58 is by far my least favorite cover as well.

As for the Matrix Quest comics, when you're writing about crime noir or whale fishing in Transformers, it's going to come out odd looking.

And the casual fan looks at 65 and goes, "Where the hell is Grimlock, and where did this glaidator come from?"

Here's some that I've always liked (or is that disliked?)

What's Shockwave doing with Buster, and why's that giant metal penis pointing at him?
http://tfarchive.com/comics/covers/Marv ... %20060.jpg

Gee, they went to all the trouble to cut and paste the box art? That's so sweet.
http://tfarchive.com/comics/covers/Marv ... %20063.jpg

Rollbar seems to feel that the lady has crossed the line with her hand placement.
http://tfarchive.com/comics/covers/Marv ... %20138.jpg

On the plus side, I've always felt that US 5 was amazing considering what its contemporaries look like. Quintessential Shockwave in an artistic way.
http://tfarchive.com/comics/covers/Marv ... S%2005.jpg

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Post by Bouncelot » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:10 pm

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=488

I mean, just who did they think they were drawing/colouring?[/url]

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Post by Best First » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:15 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:G2 ones have some of the best **** ever!
i massively concur.
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Post by Brendocon » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:25 pm

Marilyn Manson's version of Personal Jesus?

Oh wait... damn... sorry.
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by Best First » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:27 pm

Will Young's version of Light my Fire?
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Post by anna » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:55 pm

#20 of the us as well as the uk reprint covers (sorry that art did,nt move me) and the g2 ones sucked(neck cables what up with that? lol!!)
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:56 pm

Brendocon wrote:Marilyn Manson's version of Personal Jesus?

Oh wait... damn... sorry.
Pretty much all the cover versions he'[s done have been awful. Sweet Dreams, Tainted Love, Like a Virgin...don't get me wrong, I like MM but all those covers make him sound like a cheap goth Pop Idol doing karaoke :x
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Post by Snowcat » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:30 pm

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=484

Say what? Starscream??

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1433

Jetfire has to hold his nose as Galvatron squeezes out a particularly annoying fart.

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1505

Grimlock realises that cling-film doesn`t make an effective parachute out in space.

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=465

I just don`t have the words. No, really.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:21 pm

Starscream has stolen buck rogers helmet there.

I actually like the galvatron image, it early work, but it has nice detail in painted kind of way.

Ok im gonna go out on a limb here, but I just dont like the G2 artwork, its all stretch joints and od dimensions, the shadows are well over the top, and everythings gone spiky, its very cyber punk or somthing. alot of fetish artwork is similar....
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Re: i hated

Post by Denyer » Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:01 pm

anna wrote:neck cables what up with that? lol!!)
Attaching heads in a way physically possible rather than bolting one matchbox onto another?

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Post by spiderfrommars » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:39 pm

Bouncelot wrote:http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=488

I mean, just who did they think they were drawing/colouring?[/url]
Hound and Cliffjumper. ;)

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:43 pm

http://www.transfans.net/popup.php?id=1542

This one always got my goat for some reason. Never liked it.
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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:18 am

its badly composited ? its almost as if both TF, were drawn without the other in mind, and then the foreground building and such were also added as an after thought.
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Post by Best First » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:41 am

Dreadwind looks like he is about to spark up...
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:53 am

Dreadwind, of course, not having a mouth...
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Post by Best First » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:52 pm

i'm sure he has an exhaust pipe...
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:31 pm

"Reactor linkage"
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Post by Guest » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:19 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:its badly composited ? its almost as if both TF, were drawn without the other in mind, and then the foreground building and such were also added as an after thought.
But Pat Lee was still in school back then, wasn't he? :eek:

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Post by Shanti418 » Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:34 pm

I still don't see anything which beats this one for utter lack of effort.

http://tfarchive.com/comics/covers/Marv ... %20063.jpg

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