Movie Script????

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:50 am

Found this over at TFArchive. Prolly not real, but a damn entertaining read.

http://www.geocities.com/vorbvorb/transformers.txt

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:46 am

Interesting read indeed. Don't know quite what to think about it, having read only for 15 minutes, but as you say, can't possibly be the script now can it? Supposed to be a freakin tight security on this thing, being printed and such on foil and everything, not paper.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 11:56 am

Optimus gently puts the plane on the ground. He dusts his
hands and knees, walking away from the plane like he just
did his laundry.

But he didn't use the Matrix

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 1:51 pm

Artistically it's a mess, though its entertaining enough. Wishful thinking on his part having all the characters in their original modes. Pleasingly high body count though. Clearly fake. (Where do people find the time...?)

Rogers has replied:

http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/

John Rogers wrote:
No, Trans-fans, that's not it.
Apparently a first draft of something calling itself the Transformers script is out on the Web.

Nice try, but no. Sorry.

The only NON-silver paper/must be read with a decoder strip (literally) version in existence is electronic, and on my hard-drive. And no, not this hard-drive. My laptop. A total of six human beings have read the draft.

Nice effort on the part of the writer, though. Keep at it. We could use you over in the SpongeBob slashfic room we've set up.

Although, if you ever, ever post something and put my name on it again, I will find you and stab in the neck with a F*CKING SCREWDRIVER. Clear? Good. Let us return to the playground.

Post by **Denyer** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:34 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:Where do people find the time...?

Probably the same place they find it to do websites and write fanfic.

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:36 pm

Nice effort on the part of the writer, though. Keep at it. We could use you over in the SpongeBob slashfic room we've set up.

lol

KingMob · Post by **KingMob** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 5:54 pm

Although, if you ever, ever post something and put my name on it again, I will find you and stab in the neck with a F*CKING SCREWDRIVER. Clear? Good. Let us return to the playground.

I am warming to this man.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:11 pm

What's even more reassuring, he knows the name Donny Finkleberg.

Ergo - He read the COMICS.

Much bad can't come from him then. Not with Furman overseeing them, anyway...

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:24 pm

Tis' a few threads of light in the dark then?

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:26 pm

Denyer wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:Where do people find the time...?
Probably the same place they find it to do websites and write fanfic.

Someone took the time to scribble an entire feature length screenplay only to put someone elses name on the front.

Not time well spent IMO.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:31 pm

(points at fake scriptwriter)

[Nelson] Ha-ha! [\Nelson]

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 7:14 pm

Mob : Good to see the 'ol Avatar back.

Maybe someone scribbled out a whole screenplay hoping to get it submitted, but after Rogers got the job, he was like, "Screw it, let me at least get my work out there AND I'll put Rogers name on it so people might actually give it some credence."

Regardless, I would pay for a movie ticket just to see this line uttered in front of everyone.

WELL-DRESSED YOUNG MAN
I'm gay for Seaspray!

For a good ride, call Powerglide.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:18 pm

Shanti418 wrote:
WELL-DRESSED YOUNG MAN
I'm gay for Seaspray!
For a good ride, call Powerglide.

Wanna thump a bumper? Call Cliffjumper.

Want all night long? You need Headstrong.

"Little buddy" need a muncher? It's all about Skullcruncher.

I was going to do one for Starscream & Bonecrusher and a blatent one for Grimlock, but decided against it.

Sorry.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:42 pm

If you want to get it on, you want to get with Brawn

Want someone to clean your Pipe? Uh, call Pipes.

If you need someone to do the math, maybe you should ignore Warpath

Playing poker and need a bluffer? Huffer.

Okay, those were horrendously bad.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:48 pm

BB Shockwave wrote:What's even more reassuring, he knows the name Donny Finkleberg.

Ergo - He read the COMICS.

The US Comics, for sure...

I'll be holding out until I've seen evidence that he knows the name Irwin Spoon.

Darth Aux · Post by **Darth Aux** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:28 pm

Need a back bone for your team? Just call Omega Supreme

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:45 pm

You do ron ron ron, you do Megatron...

Im banned arnt I?