Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith [Spoilers]

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:19 pm

Maddox weighs in on Episode III.

By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence.

Best *spoiler*-disclaimer ever.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:28 pm

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Tue May 31, 2005 7:14 pm

That was poor by madox standards. To be honest he hasen't always been as good as he was in the last year and sometimes just bitches without any well made poinst or comedic p### taking. His last really good one was about Ben Stiller and how to kill your self like a man and those were oasis' in the poverbial desert.

Señior's Covenant · Post by **Señior's Covenant** » Tue May 31, 2005 7:21 pm

Jetfire wrote:That was poor by madox standards. To be honest he hasen't always been as good as he was in the last year and sometimes just bitches without any well made poinst or comedic p### taking. His last really good one was about Ben Stiller and how to kill your self like a man and those were oasis' in the poverbial desert.

I'll agree with you that much of his few-and-far-in-between stuff has been less than Maddox' usual quality. His last really good one in my opinion was The eleven worst songs of 2004. The Websense one still is ace though, just because of how it blindsided Beth Robbin's Mothers Against Maddox crap.

Post by **Kaylee** » Tue May 31, 2005 9:30 pm

I thought it was very funny ^_^ heh heh stoopid star wars

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue May 31, 2005 10:22 pm

Me too.

I won't make excuses for the new Star Wars films. Where they fall flat, they do so spectacularly.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:00 pm

i laughed my ass off.

I fail to see any real flaws in his points either.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:58 pm

Can someone settle an arguement I'm having with a lady friend?

I say when Lucas said there was a 7, 8, and 9, he was either massively stoned and/or talking out of his ass and since then, he's since admitted that he only had the scriptwork done for 1,2, and 3, and that he has no script, ideas, inclination, or time to do a 7, 8, and 9.

She says that Lucas has ideas and is currently working on scripts, among other projects.

Darth Aux · Post by **Darth Aux** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:39 pm

I think on the original trilogy dvd set, they say he is not going to make any films that go after Ep VI. He had a loose idea for a story but nothing more than that.

It's been a while since I've watched the bonus disc. I think any further films would follow the books as they are accepted as official continuation, I believe???

As far as I remember Ep's I, II & III weren't scripts either (Again from the DVD bonus disc). They were taken from write ups on characters such as ObiiWan and Dart Vader to give them depth by having a past set out. Very rough stuff apparently.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:08 pm

It just seems whether you view the first six movies as The Story Of Anakin or The Rule Of Sidius, either way it's over after ROTJ.

metalhead24 · Post by **metalhead24** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:26 am

Am I evil if the only copy of EpIII is a pirated copy?

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:02 am

metalhead24 wrote:Am I evil if the only copy of EpIII is a pirated copy?

Yes. Yes you are.

Make sure you buy the propper DVD. Piracy supports child labour and Nazi's or something.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:36 am

Jetfire wrote: Make sure you buy the propper DVD. Piracy supports child labour and Nazi's or something.

You'll support 'Greedo shot first' or something if you buy the dvd.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:29 am

Darth Aux wrote:
It's been a while since I've watched the bonus disc. I think any further films would follow the books as they are accepted as official continuation, I believe???

If i remember rightly the books are 'official' but Lucas retains the rights to obliterate them and do his own follow up if he likes.

I don't think he will personally.

At least, i hope not...

With regard to the 9 eps i was under the impression that that was how he originally evisinged it but the first 3 films were actually compressed versions of most of it, so a lot of material that was originally intended for 7,8,9 probably got compacted into 5,6.

So whilst there may have been loose outlines for 7,8,9 at one point they are probably now redundant.

Actually, if he did do them, i would be curious to see them.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:37 am

I think 7, 8 and 9 would have featured the original cast, so its a bit late now.

The books quite comprehensively cover everything since ROTJ.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:41 am

Episode 7: A New Wig

Episode 8: Incontinence Strikes Back

Episode 9: Retirement of the Jedi

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 8:44 am

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:28 am

Obfleur wrote:
You'll support 'Greedo shot first' or something if you buy the dvd.

Damn right I will. Damn skippy fanboys

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:30 am

Best First wrote:Episode 7: A New Wig

Episode 8: Incontinence Strikes Back

Episode 9: Retirement of the Jedi

Episode 7: A new chin would be more appropiate given Lucas' increas in mass with every Star Wars film.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:37 am

Jetfire wrote:
Best First wrote:Episode 7: A New Wig

Episode 8: Incontinence Strikes Back

Episode 9: Retirement of the Jedi
Episode 7: A new chin would be more appropiate given Lucas' increas in mass with every Star Wars film.

When it's windy outside, his chin actually flaps around.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:48 am

If I was that rich, I'd be fat.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:53 am

No way - i'd be personal trainer a go go.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 11:55 am

I'd just transfer my brain to some hot young studs body.

Or Scarlett Johansens...

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:16 pm

Obfleur wrote:I'd just transfer my brain to some hot young studs body.

Or Scarlett Johansens...

sorry mines taken

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:11 pm

I still haven't seen it, but here's a review from Orson Scott Card:

http://www.hatrack.com/revengeofthesith.shtml

Jetfire · Post by **Jetfire** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:22 pm

Obfleur wrote:I'd just transfer my brain to some hot young studs body.

Or Scarlett Johansens...

I don't think it would be my brain that I'd put into Scarlett Johansen.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:54 pm

I watched Return of the Jedi today. Twas good.

Y'know, the title could now refer to Anakin, not Luke.

edit - I agree 100% with that article Sprunk.

Post by **Kaylee** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:21 am

I been watching the originals as well (I'm on hols now and dont have much to do some days) very enjoyable ^_^ The review is certainly right, the dialogue is so much better in the original three films. Still not great but it doesn't detract from what you're seeing.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:19 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:I watched Return of the Jedi today. Twas good.

Y'know, the title could now refer to Anakin, not Luke.

edit - I agree 100% with that article Sprunk.

I was thinking that aswell - clever...