"ANOTHER FINE MESS" by 'Dead Head' (a.k.a. P.W.)
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Dreamwave had their fifteen minutes in this comics trade,
Until the fans stopped buying and creators left unpaid,
Their messageboard was funny if you like to talk to trolls,
And idiot illiterates who post "one option" polls,
And multiple-accounters who were more than meets the eyes,
The forum being hacked was a blessing in disguise!,
Calls were heard for Pat Lee to be hung upon the gallows,
For his puffed up ego and his robots like marshmallows,
Many comics were delayed while some others got the can,
Pat: a cigarette packet is no place to write a plan!,
But he needed those smokies for cool photos of himself,
Which he autographed and kissed and then put upon his shelf,
His tongue stuck out in all those prints is really quite bizarre,
Well, at least one person seems to think he's still a superstar,
McDonough's team put long hours in - of them he often praised,
"That Brad Mick really is a gem - he's better than James Raiz!"
To lose our robot comics may have seemed, to some, traumatic,
But Brad was not The Bard and sidekick Patyk was erratic,
Fans starved for many years, but so happy for a while,
To gobble Maccy's gibberish and suck up Sacci's bile,
Luckily, some realized this was like a 'Mindwipe' trap,
They woke and ran away for they saw that it was crap,
Some good things do exist though, after 'Prime and Megs' are gone,
Furman's still a favorite; Figueroa's still the Don,
Joe Ng was getting better and Guido had the spark,
Alas, the colors were murky and the comics looked too dark,
Lo! Roger Lee stepped forth and he hath booked a new domain,
To engineer an escape from all the Dreamwave pain,
"To sell my sports car to pay Brad Mick is what I can't abide!",
"And that pesky Richard Johnson is a thorn stuck in my side!",
Hasbro watched this from afar and saw that it was poo,
"Should we call on Marvel or contact Devil's Due?",
Cliffhangers, canon, 'Scourge', and ambiguity,
"LOL!!! u can use my fanfic as nu continuity!",
The War Within was going well, Beast Wars was on the verge,
But money rumors turned out to be true it did finally emerge,
'Ultra Magnus' might not get to save 'Optimus' and friends,
Don't be sad - the future's bright - we know "It Never Ends!"
) they blaim things like the weak US dollar. Oh (NG)boy. 
Youre a bit slow laddie...I've already reported that on this site. Sorry, to upset to give any fun jokes about toolishness or some other drivvel..newb. 
