That was a terrible place to end that dream, subconscious

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That was a terrible place to end that dream, subconscious

Post by bumblemusprime » Tue May 08, 2012 1:09 pm

Really, subconscious? The hot woman agrees to the threesome with the wife and I, we set the day and time, and I WAKE UP?
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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Post by Brendocon » Tue May 08, 2012 1:32 pm

It's better than the version that ends with you huddled in the corner crying because there's not enough of you to go around and you've been overcome with panic and anxiety. While you receive angry/disappointed/pitying glares from two women.
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Post by Best First » Tue May 08, 2012 3:50 pm

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Post by bumblemusprime » Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:17 pm

Last night there were three women in the queue before I even got to the wife But as far as I remember, every lady left satisfied. The subconscious being a bastard, I don't remember any details.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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Post by inflatable dalek » Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:06 pm

"Why would you want a threesome? You can't even satisfy one woman"
"That's the beauty of it, after I'm done you two can finish each other off whilst I nap".


Luckily I think I've mangled that quote enough to now call it my own.
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