The missus went to her hair appointment this morning and came back a redhead. Her first words?
"Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot."
Best Valentine's Day in a long time
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bumblemusprime
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Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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Shanti418
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Hah! Awesome!!!
Best First wrote:I thought we could just meander between making well thought out points, being needlessly immature, provocative and generalist, then veer into caring about constructive debate and make a few valid points, act civil for a bit, then lower the tone again, then act offended when we get called on it, then dictate what it is and isn't worth debating, reinterpret a few of my own posts through a less offensive lens, then jaunt down whatever other path our seemingly volatile mood took us in.
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Shanti418
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If you'll excuse the objectification and patriarchy, my friend recently bragged that he completed the "Grand Slam": He's slept with black, white, asian, and indian women.Best First wrote:That's not my definition of the triple crown...
Best First wrote:I thought we could just meander between making well thought out points, being needlessly immature, provocative and generalist, then veer into caring about constructive debate and make a few valid points, act civil for a bit, then lower the tone again, then act offended when we get called on it, then dictate what it is and isn't worth debating, reinterpret a few of my own posts through a less offensive lens, then jaunt down whatever other path our seemingly volatile mood took us in.
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bumblemusprime
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It's like a sexual EGOT.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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spiderfrommars
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bumblemusprime
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Oxford man arrested this evening for having sex with a penguin. He was reported to have said "Transfans made me!"spiderfrommars wrote:Ditto...Shanti418 wrote:
If you'll excuse the objectification and patriarchy.
One from every continent would be more impressive.Shanti418 wrote:He's slept with black, white, asian, and indian women.
Though I'm finding Antarctica a bit tricky.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.