I think I've got a hernia

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I think I've got a hernia

Post by bumblemusprime » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:57 am

F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck

f*ck

F*******CKCK!
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Post by Kaylee » Sat Jan 14, 2012 7:04 am

Poke it sir, poke it!
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Post by Hot Shot » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:58 pm

Cut it out with a butter knife!
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Post by bumblemusprime » Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:22 pm

Hot Shot wrote:Cut it out with a butter knife!
It already hurts enough, gaddammit!
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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Post by Yaya » Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:10 am

Inguinal or umbilical?
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Post by bumblemusprime » Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:59 am

This will explain it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Ow1nlafOg&ob=av2e
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Post by Jack Cade » Fri Jan 20, 2012 3:53 pm

****! Are you getting it seen to?
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Post by bumblemusprime » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:51 pm

Yeah--turns out it was just an especially painful infection. Crisis averted.
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.
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Post by DJ_Convoy » Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:59 pm

That still sounds no fun.
For now, it seems like IDW wants my money.
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Post by bumblemusprime » Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:46 pm

The troops are down with a bug, sir. Can't see them getting up and fighting anytime soon.
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Post by Sheba » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:42 pm

Karl wrote:Poke it sir, poke it!
it'd be their last poke ;)
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