Pick My Christmas Blabber

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Pick My Christmas Blabber

Post by bumblemusprime » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:10 pm

Some of you may remember the column I wrote last Christmas:

http://www.intergalacticmedicineshow.co ... rticle=040

Some previous Christmases include the Twelve Days of X-Men and this:

http://www.intergalacticmedicineshow.co ... rticle=005

I'm stumped on where to go this year for the inevitable holiday column. Thirteen hundred words on Christmas Breaker?
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Post by DJ_Convoy » Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:16 pm

Sure!

'Tis the season to give

She let the Autobots live

Is she a quadrapleigic faker?

No, it's just good ol' Circuit Breaker


Or words to that effect.
For now, it seems like IDW wants my money.

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Post by Shanti418 » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:11 pm

A Christmas Story? Is TF #81 your Red Ryder BB Gun?

A New 52 Santa Claus?

A Hanukkah Themed Column?

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in the 12 Days/Twas' style?

An explosive expose on why Batman smells and how Robin laid an egg?
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Post by bumblemusprime » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:42 pm

Shanti418 wrote:A Christmas Story? Is TF #81 your Red Ryder BB Gun?

A New 52 Santa Claus?

A Hanukkah Themed Column?

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer in the 12 Days/Twas' style?

An explosive expose on why Batman smells and how Robin laid an egg?
:lol:

The last one was my favorite.

Dreidl, dreidl, dreidl, I made you out of clay, and you EXPLODE!!
Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.

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Post by Kaylee » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:04 pm

I keep misreading the title of this thread as 'Pick my Christmas bladder'.

Which I think we can all agree would be much more entertaining. I'll get the tweezers.

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Post by bumblemusprime » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:14 am

Karl wrote:I keep misreading the title of this thread as 'Pick my Christmas bladder'.

Which I think we can all agree would be much more entertaining. I'll get the tweezers.
You need to move places where you don't know anyone more often. Everything Karl is new again.
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Post by bumblemusprime » Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:46 pm

Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.

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Post by Brendocon » Tue Dec 20, 2011 4:34 pm

Gold.

Always believe in your souuuul.

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Post by Best First » Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:51 am

This and the Hobbit trailer in one day is too much.

Kapow!
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Post by bumblemusprime » Thu Dec 22, 2011 6:00 pm

Best First wrote:This and the Hobbit trailer in one day is too much.

Kapow!
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Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.

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Post by Best First » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:37 am

It pleases me to appeal to your vanity and then subsequently mock it.

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