Grain of salt here, but Sean Bean is the shiznit

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:43 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ds-newsxml

Okay, it's not the most reliable of stories, but I could see it.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:09 pm

The press asked him about it, and his response was "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing....such a little thing..."

Boromir is one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood.

And he plays a good Sean Bean too.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:24 pm

I believe he said, "I, Eddard, of House Stark, did willfully conspire to kick ass in the name of a Playboy bunny. While her boobs were indeed fake, I did punch faces in their name nonetheless!"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:55 pm

You're both wrong.

What Lt Colonel Richard Sharpe actually said was, "He insulted the missus, so I twatted the Frenchie. And if it weren't for the call of the innkeeper, I would taken it all the way to that stunted Emperor!"

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:00 am

It really should be Six Degrees of Sean Bean, not Kevin Bacon. That guy's in everything.

He's also my my brother... my captain... my king.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:22 pm

Rebis wrote:You're both wrong.

What Lt Colonel Richard Sharpe actually said was, "He insulted the missus, so I twatted the Frenchie. And if it weren't for the call of the innkeeper, I would taken it all the way to that stunted Emperor!"

Good speech. Nice and short. Leaves more time for drinking.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:43 am

Actually the bugger taunted him with "they seriously call you Boromir? Sharpe? What do they call you back home?" and he answered with "They call me MISTER BEAN!" and decked him.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:12 am

Why doesn't Sean rhyme with Bean?

Actually I have tremendous respect for the time there was a Viz photo-love story where a guy got his hair cut like Sean Bean to impress women, and in the next panel he was...Sean Bean. Playing a man who has his hair cut to look like yours in a Viz photo-love story is about the pinnacle of artistic achievement AFAIK.

Jack Cade · Post by **Jack Cade** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 9:49 am

The incident to which MV refers is actual, factual and real, and at the end of the story, the 'real' Sean Bean turns up, represented by a man with a poorly cut out Sean Bean head stuck over his own.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:46 pm

That's f*cking meta as hell.