I've got a short story up with the same fine folks who publish my column. For all that they buy the columns, it took a while to break through the fiction wall. I only moderately despise the story! Need to pay a couple bucks for it, but if you feel so inclined:
http://www.intergalacticmedicineshow.co ... ticle=_002
In Which One Sings The Praises of Oneself
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bumblemusprime
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Best First wrote:I didn't like it. They don't have mums, or dads, or children. And they turn into stuff. And they don't eat Monster Munch or watch Xena: Warrior Princess. Or do one big poo in the morning and another one in the afternoon. I bet they weren't even excited by and then subsequently disappointed by Star Wars Prequels. Or have a glass full of spare change near their beds. That they don't have.