Gem on Craigslist NSFW

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:49 am

Ever since the girl who sold her anal virginity on craigslist for flying mount in World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade, I have trolled Craigslist to pass to the time to find gems of depravity to make fun of and laugh my ass off.

This is the best one in a LONG time and its right here in College Station

warning NSFW

http://collegestation.craigslist.org/ca ... 80016.html

Post by **Best First** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:11 am

nothing i write here can do this justice. Beyond genius.

"When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks."

i love this planet.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:56 am

I think you posted that, and starting this topic is just a clever ruse to get as many people to read it as possible

Post by **Best First** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:48 am

i like the idea of using Transfans as a medium to get as many people to read something as possible.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:47 am

He's got a lot of confidence in how long he can hold on for.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:14 pm

the only thing missing would be if he said "when i finish, you need to turn to me and say 'I am sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle"

god I cant stop laughing at this.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:09 pm

That is... words cannot describe.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:24 pm

"I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip."

We've all been there... no?

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:28 pm

I... want to say something else, but I can't. That is so messed, hahahaha.

I'm emailing that to people.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:59 pm

I'm not sure who I dare show it to, but how can I keep this to myself?

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:08 am

Too much awesome for my brain to comprehend.

Also, props for posting something that makes Texas look even stranger.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:02 am

bumblemusprime wrote:I'm not sure who I dare show it to, but how can I keep this to myself?

Screw it - i facebooked it.

Its too good not to.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:48 pm

I feel that I have discovered joy for the entire world. I REALLY hope this guy finds the woman he is looking for.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:36 pm

That just furthers my conviction that it's actually your ad.

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:18 pm

trust me.. I would take all the credit for that one if it were.