No idea what to get the wife for Xmas

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:20 pm

I've got about 50$ to spend.

So far I got her a few stocking stuffers like the Waid Incredibles comic, and a handsomely illustrated edition of Grimm's Faerie Tales. Was thinking about the DVDs of Pushing Daisies and Spectacular Spider-Man. She would really like those, but it doesn't feel very, y'know, personal.

Ideas from both those who know Chrissy and those who don't?

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:20 pm

Get her a Snuggie. Seems every woman I know wants one.

Jazz to moon base 2 · Post by **Jazz to moon base 2** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:01 pm

I was gonna get one of those for my stepmom figure, but haven't yet, maybe my grandma to. Last year my go-to gift was Josh Groban's Christmas CD partially because everyone seemed to like it, partially because it was Christmasy, but mostly because I met the guy the previous October in NYC and he was a really really nice guy. I can't watch Spectacular Spiderman, he just looks too weird...

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:03 pm

Get her pregnant.

It's fun, personal and something you can do together.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:29 pm

Yeah, but is there's no return policy.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:47 pm

Yaya wrote:Yeah, but is there's no return policy.

True, but there is ebaby.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:49 am

Or you could just throw it away if you dont like it.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:00 am

Brendocon wrote:Get her pregnant.

It's fun, personal and something you can do together.

Yeah, but you can only give that particular present once ever nine months, and I have filled the quota, if you know what I'm saying. And I think you know what I'm saying when I say I filled the quota. Oh yeah. Uh huh. Filled. That. Quota.

(The quota is a vagina.)

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:30 am

IronHide wrote:Get her a Snuggie. Seems every woman I know wants one.

For serious?

Why? It's a backwards housecoat! A slapchop is much more useful.

Is she geeky? If so, I have the perfect website for you.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/index.shtml

If not, well... not a clue. Um, I vote for Step 1...

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:48 am

saysadie wrote: A slapchop is much more useful.

Already purchased. And she loved my nuts.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:18 am

I never thought an infomercial could entertain me so much

TAUNTAUN SLEEPING BAG! You know you want it.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:44 am

No. Way.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:01 am

saysadie wrote:TAUNTAUN SLEEPING BAG! You know you want it.

As long as you can stand the smell?

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Fri Dec 18, 2009 4:02 pm

She almost got me the Tauntaun bag.

Plush sushi! I'm going to get that for the kid.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:12 pm

The Tiddy Bear.
And you can buy three of 'em. They only cost $15.

The Shake Weight is equally awesome.
It goes for $19.95 so you can buy two!

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:47 pm

You know a roomfull of dudes came up with the idea for the Shake Weight.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:33 pm

I would like a Titty Bear.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:42 am

saysadie wrote:I would like a Titty Bear.

That's T-I-D-D-Y !! Didn't you watch the infomercial?!

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No idea what to get the wife for Xmas

What should Bumblemus get his wife for XMas?