Sleep with, marry, kill.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue May 05, 2009 11:00 pm

Me

What up?

Chewbacca

Mmmm, sexy. Like Fabio.

Britney Spears or Christian Bale. Yay, I'm being political correct! Or am I? Well, just choose.

Bring on your clever motivations!

Let's do this.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:26 am

Clearly sleep with you. Those sideburns just do it for me.

Would have to terminate Chewbacca. As lovable as he is, I would be too concerned with him ripping my arms off if I upset him. Wookie strength is just too much of a danger.

And that leaves marriage to Miss Spears. Lets face it, she still looks good and still has loads of money. At the end of the day im still a fickle bastard.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed May 06, 2009 3:54 am

Hmmmmm... Sleep with Chewie, Kill Christian Bale, marry Ob?

Think you can handle knowing I'm a murderer and slept with a Wookiee, Ob?

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:58 pm

I would Tap the [composite word including 'f*ck'] out of Britney in that photo!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed May 06, 2009 8:35 pm

Ironhide: I'm looking forward to our lovemaking.

saysadie: I would seriously ask you to describe the wookie genitals. But after that, it's a divorce!

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Thu May 07, 2009 8:55 pm

And you are sexier than the god-damn Batman, why...?

Nah, just kiddin'!

Ob all the way. Especially once he's a bit liquored up. He'll agree to the fun stuff then...

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Sat May 09, 2009 8:12 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I would Tap the **** out of Chewie in that photo!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sat May 09, 2009 11:42 pm

You've gotta admit... Chewie is looking hawt in that photo.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Mon May 11, 2009 2:46 am

Obfleur wrote:Ironhide: I'm looking forward to our lovemaking.

I'll bring the peppermint schnapps.

bumblemusprime · Post by **bumblemusprime** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:56 pm

Last time me and a Wookiee went at it I was coughing up hairballs for a week. Still, Chewie is loyal. Celibate marriage to Chewie.

I want to say sleep with Bale, kill Britney, because I would honestly rather sleep with a fairly attractive guy even if I don't swing that way than take my chances with the odd craziness that is Spears.

At the same time, trying to kill the god-damn Batman would be a challenge worthy of a mighty man.