Twitter

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:36 am

I've joined. Next I'm wondering, why?

Post by **snarl** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:02 pm

Twitter looks like a load of ****, it's just for all the people that do those thinly veiled "LOOK AT ME" posts on their comments section on FB.

If you're constantly updating it... How do you have a ******* life?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:39 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:I've joined. Next I'm wondering, why?

To make an ironic statement about people* who waste their time (and possibly money) blogging about the minutiae of their lives?

*This is a sweeping generalisation that doesn't apply to everyone, nor do I think it does. Just those who do waste their time (and possibly money) blogging about the minutiae of their lives.

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:21 pm

snarl wrote: If you're constantly updating it... How do you have a ******* life?

That's what I want to know.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:47 pm

I don't get it.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:33 pm

Yeah, I signed up for Twitter a few months back just to see what all the fuss was about.

Spent about three minutes logged in, thought "oh, that's it then?" and buggered off.

At least with Facebook/Myspace/whatever, there's other stuff to do once you've logged in. Buggered if I'm going to interrupt what I'm doing specifically to go on Twitter, post about it, then go back to whatever.

Surely the only accurate tweet (that's what they're called yeah?) is "is using Twitter."

Some [composite word including 'f*ck'] are on there constantly.

Then again Facebook's pissed me off lately too. The newsfeed is now solely status updates and "this muppet took a stupid movie quiz". Seriously, [composite word including 'f*ck'] off. Give me group updates, friend news... or at least the ******* option to filter out types of stories, rather than just filter by friend.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:07 pm

Ashton's on Twitter.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:26 pm

twitters for *****

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:27 pm

Ashton disagrees.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:04 am

Eurgh. The veins.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:25 am

Yeah, I know. I just wanna lick them.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:48 pm

http://current.com/items/89891774/super ... itters.htm

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:26 pm

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:07 am

Twitter keeps true to its name and is, indeed, for twits.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:00 am

Yeah, I'm not getting it. Still, I've registered... maybe one day I'll get my true calling.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:31 am

Listening to Radio 4 this weekend, I may be forgiven for thinking that it runs something like this:

1. Sign up to Twitter
2. Talk about Twitter on the radio incessantly in lieu of any real content
3. Mention your own Twitter feed as many times as possible
4. Advise listeners that it's free
5. Advise listeners that all they have to do is sign up and click "follow" on your feed
6. Profit

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:27 pm

Twitter is ******* everywhere.
A swedish newspaper reported that Ashton had posted a picture of Demi Moores old skanky ass on his twitter (she was dressed in a bikini). Moore replied via her own Twitter by saying "You sneak" (or something like that).

And over on IMDB it says "Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped boyfriend John Mayer because of his obsession with social networking website Twitter."

******* twitter.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:50 pm

Why do ppl feel the need to tell other ppl about thier every movement and thought in a day?

Its really ******* bizzare.

-edit, who the [composite word including 'f*ck'] is Ashton?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:01 pm

Mr. Kutcher is a ************** pimp.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:06 pm

still no idea!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:09 pm

It's the dude from that show about the 70's. He's also in some sort of nature film (it's about butterflies).

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:34 pm

Yeah, and he also forgets where he parks his car.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:56 pm

And he was a punk I think.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:19 pm

And he ****s a gran.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:19 pm

Most importantly hes sticking his wanger in Demi Moore.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:54 am

Watch out for Twaddle: http://somethinghappens.net/d/20090408.html

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