Weed now rots your balls as well as your brain

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Weed now rots your balls as well as your brain

Post by Brendocon » Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:29 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7869709.stm

New tactic, Mr Government Sir!

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Post by Obfleur » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:19 pm

Well then, goodbye balls!
Can't believe I'm still here.

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Post by Predabot » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:18 pm

I sense a certain romanticizing and ultra-liberal view-point on a certain plant, from certain members of this board...

I do feel the active substance should be allowed for medical subscripted use tho', like many other drugs.

There's sure to be a wealth of medical applications once somebody does some reputable research in the active substance. ( which is what, btw? can't be bothered to search)

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Post by IronHide » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:44 pm

There might be some truth behind it, but I seriously doubt that it happens in every case of marijuana related usage. Besides, doesnt everything these days have a link to a cause of cancer?

In other news. SMOKE UP WOMEN!

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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:51 pm

IronHide wrote:Besides, doesnt everything these days have a link to a cause of cancer?
Always has, always will.

Biggest carcinogen out there - The Sun.

Life, Cancer. Only difference is the rate of cellular growth.

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Post by Obfleur » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:10 pm

That was pure poetry.
Can't believe I'm still here.

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Post by sprunkner » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:08 am

Preds, don't you mean "I can't be arsed to search?"

You don't want us to think you're losing your accent.

In other news, all of Emvee's illegitimate children disagree with this thread.
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Post by Metal Vendetta » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:49 am

*checks balls*

*counts children*

*lights spliff*
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
Impactor returns 2.0, 28th January 2010

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Post by Predabot » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:56 pm

*Reads actual article*

Hmm, ok. Sounds like this is something they haven't really confirmed in any way, so right now it's just a theory. Not much to speak of, since there's no other studies yet.

Also interesting that they specifically mention young men, beneath the age of 18, as in risk of catching this cancer. That kind of makes sense tho, since the legal drug, alcohol, should not be consumed until you're properly evolved either.

We'll see where this goes, but it's got me intrigued now. Anybody else wondering how they'll be doing the testing if the testies have cannabis-receptors btw?? Painful imagery comes to mind... >_<
sprunkner wrote:Preds, don't you mean "I can't be arsed to search?"

You don't want us to think you're losing your accent.
A wee mess-up mate, a wee mess-up. I'll be right and proper in me tongue from here on in. ^^
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So that be what yeh' call a right and proper joint in the Isles, ey? Smashin' word I must say. :)

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Post by sprunkner » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:08 am

Rebis is carving his eyes out while calling a Swedish hit man.
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Post by Guest » Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:48 am

Cyanobacteria have the right idea. I think I'm going to go find a glacier to trade amino acids under for a couple of billion years.

Wake me up when telepathy becomes a reality and there's no need or point to rubbish fake accents.

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