i'm furious.

Post by **snarl** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 3:43 am

edit - I'm taking this all down just to avoid the minute possibility of somebody on my facebook going stalker...

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 9:16 am

that was actually more or less poetic

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:10 pm

She sounds like a nob, buddy. Move on. And next time don't take your eye off the ball.

Wait... you killed Anne Frank?

Post by **snarl** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:46 pm

I think that's a fairly coherant rant. Think I should have manned up and pulled her a lot earlier.

****** hate myself for saying this, I feel a bit like Arsenal.

******* smashing approach play then try to walk the ball in, only to get mugged in the 90th by the unfancied, undeserving clod.

I remember she was there and gagging for a little tongue down and I just kept saying "All you gotta do is say please" - ha, I guess I got what I deserved!

Post by **Best First** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:13 pm

Leatherneck wrote:that was actually more or less poetic

yea verily

Good self honesty pops - lets be honest we have all run the length of the pitch and the fumbled the tap in - its part of being male.

Then again part of being male and being a half decent lad (if i do say so myself) is the arse clenching disbelief at the total corn on the cobs that women will allow to paw at them.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:51 pm

Gonna just throw this out there.

But if she was trying to jump your bones all night and you were just kinda leading it on and not leaving immediately. THEN she goes and hooks up with some complete douche.... Doesnt that just mean she was looking for a good pounding from anyone? Granted, you seemed to be out in the lead, but the fact she fell back and picked the weakest of the pack screams slut to me.

And how drunk were you when you wrote up that original?

Post by **snarl** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:16 am

edit - I'm taking this part down too...

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sun Jan 11, 2009 12:27 pm

Ugh, something similar happened to me recently, except I got mugged by my OWN F***ING WINGMAN, the French bastard, while I was in the toilet.

And then he didn't understand why I was pissed off with him afterwards.

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:14 pm

Well, I'm not furious anymore. Word.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:32 pm

The world needs "Snarl: A True Story. Written by snarl himself".

Which'll eventually lead to "Snarl: The Movie. Starring Johnny Depp. (Not Yet Rated)".

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:10 pm

We could call it

"Dr Snarlos or: How I Learned to Stop saying **** all the time and Love All Hail Megatron"

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:34 pm

I've hoofed it into touch following an awful premovision I had whilst in the shower. I'm being a pussy, but at least I'll be a 100% safe pussy.

On the very small chance somebody wants to read the vitriol again later - a) you're freaky b) I like it

c) pm me.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:46 pm

Obfleur wrote:The world needs "Snarl: A True Story. Written by snarl himself".

Which'll eventually lead to "Snarl: The Movie. Starring Johnny Depp. (Not Yet Rated)".

Which will be **** if snarl doesn't have at least a walk-on cameo role, or the **** if he does.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:48 pm

I've managed to piece together the general happenings just by casually looking the topic over. And I must say- tough luck. On the general bits I think I might possibly have a grasp about, anyway.

But if I could do it, probably anyone could. Better get everyone to erase their replies! NOW!