Hit me at 40mph.......

Post by **snarl** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:46 am

and there's an 80% chance I'll die....

Hit me at 30mph and there's an 80% chance I'll live...."

You know that advert?

I'm thinking maybe knock a kid down this weekend at 35mph and make it a 50/50 nailbiter. What do you think?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:50 am

I think you need help.

But I'm sure as hell not gonna be the one to give it to you.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:23 pm

ha ha - genius - xfm this morning per chance?

Post by **snarl** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:47 pm

Nah, I dont listen to that no more...

But I will admit I did nick this off some other forum, as is true of anything at all funny that I have posted...

Sunyavadin · Post by **Sunyavadin** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:05 pm

Hehehe...
Now I can't get the image of that episode of Monkey Dust out of my head, where they parody those ones -

"A car travelling at 30mph would have stopped HERE"
"A car travelling at 35mph would have stopped HERE"
"But a car travelling at 40mph won't stop until HERE"
*Car gently comes to a halt, tapping against a massive lead slab with spikes on the opposite side, which topples over and squishes the old lady crossing the street*
"100% of road accidents of this nature will result in fatality"
DRIVING = MURDER

Post by **Best First** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:12 pm

A car travelling at 88mph will stop IN THE PAST!!!!!!! ZOMG!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:01 pm

I was creamed by a pickup in a blizzard once. I distinctly remember rolling under it and thinking, "I will not tolerate anymore of this."

Got some wicked road rash. Given the weather, it was probably going around 10 mph, which definitely saved me.