'I WAS THERE'

Post by **snarl** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:39 am

Great Moments in Sport, no. 87: Joe Pesci remembers the London Marathon

I had the privilege of witnessing my first London Marathon a few years ago when some business associates and myself were in town to take care of this thing. To many, this ******* global event conjures up images of thousands of deadbeats running 26 miles dressed as ******* turkeys in order to raise awareness for retards with learning difficulties.

Okay, back to my ******* story. It was a beautiful spring morning and I’d gone out to get the ******* papers.

I kinda noticed that there was this big group of morons gathered by the road, cheering on some fat [composite word including 'f*ck'] who was out jogging.

‘What the [composite word including 'f*ck'] is going on here?’ I asked this one guy. ‘It’s the London Marathon, mate’. This guy had a real ******* attitude. So I cracked the degenerate mumbling, stuttering mutt on the head a few times with this, like, heavy-duty Sunday newspaper I’d just bought – ‘Ping! Pow!’, and he falls to the floor like the big sack of **** that he is, clutching his head in agony and crying like a big ******* baby.

Then I pull out the Lifestyle Supplement, roll it up real ******* tight and tell the dumb asshole that if he doesn’t stop his stupid ******* whining, I’m going to shove it up his sorry ******* ass, sideways - ******* spoil my relaxing city break in England’s historic ******* capital.

For those of you who’re interested, some skinny [composite word including 'f*ck'] from Ethiopia won, and I went out and got laid – how’s that for a happy ******* ending?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opinion/c ... 071010460/

Post by **Kaylee** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:42 am

that's awesome!!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 11:45 am

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 12:05 pm

crying like a lil girl!

I like this:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/heal ... 070607194/