Not a good chat up line...

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:04 pm

From the moment I met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over - my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask...

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:09 pm

Yaya · Post by **Yaya** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:11 pm

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:55 pm

From my point of view, those films are evil.

Post by **Best First** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:21 pm

You can write this sh1t George, but you sure as hell can't say it.

I feel this insidiousness must be countered with one of the greatest quotes ever:

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna [composite word including 'f*ck'] with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

Hot Shot · Post by **Hot Shot** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:30 am

I attack with this:

"Well, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there's three kinds of people: Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and Dicks just wanna f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you've got your Assholes, and all the Assholes want is to sh*t on everything. So Pussies may get mad at Dicks once in a while, because Pussies get f*cked by dicks. But Dicks also f*ck assholes, Chuck, and if they didn't f*ck the Assholes you know what you get? You get your Dicks and your Pussies all covered in sh*t!!" "*puke*"