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by spiderfrommars » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:56 pm
wideload wrote:If you don't want people to get the sense you are ranting it might be a good first step to avoid using massive amounts of profanity when you are making your point.
I think you may have had a sense of humour failure? Mob's post was funny
and full of common sense.
Loving this thread.
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Obfleur
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by Obfleur » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:05 pm
IronHide wrote:Heard a lot of horror stories from guys who werent snipped. Doesnt sound like a fun time to me by any means.
What kind of stories?
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by KingMob » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:59 pm
Obfleur wrote:IronHide wrote:Heard a lot of horror stories from guys who werent snipped. Doesnt sound like a fun time to me by any means.
What kind of stories?
Possibly getting caught in your zipper type? I know a chap that happened to, it happened to him
really bad. Cue circumcision.
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by wideload » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:20 am
Best First wrote:I find it hard to accept King Mobs post being hard to judge the tone of from someone who has put the words child abuse in the mouths of everyone who thinks circumcising kids may not be an entirely justifiable practice.
i think if you read the words the issue is choice, not abuse.
If anyone's tone needs correction i would suggest its yours.
And as an aside your overly defensive over reaction does little to persuade.
Honestly his first post sounded pretty angry to me, and for the record I'm not trying to persuade anyone. I couldn't care less about the state of any of your cocks.
Seeing as people are getting offended, I might as well take it up a notch:
Q. What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision?
A. In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.
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sprunkner
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by sprunkner » Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:53 am
Bloody... ha ha ha ha.
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IronHide
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by IronHide » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:55 am
Obfleur wrote:IronHide wrote:Heard a lot of horror stories from guys who werent snipped. Doesnt sound like a fun time to me by any means.
What kind of stories?
Guy I know was getting intimate with a chick, lots of rubbing and what not, little later he feels a pain, turns out he ripped the base of the foreskin around the tip of his shwank.
Another friend I met told me how he got the tip of his caught in the zipper.
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by Obfleur » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:21 am
IronHide wrote:Obfleur wrote:IronHide wrote:Heard a lot of horror stories from guys who werent snipped. Doesnt sound like a fun time to me by any means.
What kind of stories?
Guy I know was getting intimate with a chick, lots of rubbing and what not, little later he feels a pain, turns out he ripped the base of the foreskin around the tip of his shwank.
Another friend I met told me how he got the tip of his caught in the zipper.
The first example has happened to Kevin Smith (sort of). Accidents happen.
The second example sort of happened to Ben Stiller in What about Mary?
(I'm guessing they are both cut)
So **** happens, it doesn't matter if you're cut or not.
...yeah, yeah... What about Mary? is a movie, I know
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by Impactor returns 2.0 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:32 am
IronHide wrote:Obfleur wrote:IronHide wrote:Heard a lot of horror stories from guys who werent snipped. Doesnt sound like a fun time to me by any means.
What kind of stories?
Guy I know was getting intimate with a chick, lots of rubbing and what not, little later he feels a pain, turns out he ripped the base of the foreskin around the tip of his shwank.
Another friend I met told me how he got the tip of his caught in the zipper.
I got my arm caught in a door once, should I remove it?
How the sod di your mate rip his forskin, she must have been pulling ******* hard, in which case, shes doesnt know what shes doing, its akin to me trying to ram my fist up her pussy, and looking shocked that I ripped her lips..
mental.
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by IronHide » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:30 pm
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How the sod di your mate rip his forskin, she must have been pulling ******* hard, in which case, shes doesnt know what shes doing, its akin to me trying to ram my fist up her pussy, and looking shocked that I ripped her lips..
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They were both clothed, the prolonged rubbing and grinding coupled with the fact he was wearing jeans led to trouble.
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Best First
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by Best First » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:02 pm
So... essentially he's one of the people that "Warning: This coffee is hot" was written for?
not the most compelling arguement for circumcision.
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by sprunkner » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:00 am
Heh. That's the best argument against wearing jeans I've ever heard.
Though since the baby was born, all sex has been of the "better make this a quickie" variety so it's been a while since I did anything with clothes on. Sounds very remote.
That was not the typical information one shares on a Transformers fansite, no? I love you that much, transfans.
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by Metal Vendetta » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:33 am
There is the old "snapping of the banjo string" argument, but I dunno, it happens to about 1% of guys and though it bleeds a lot it doesn't really cause any major damage. I've never had any issues down there - I love my polo neck and I wouldn't swap it for anything in the world.
The horror stories I've heard all come from my mom who is the headteacher of a nursery school and therefore has to deal with a lot of small children, most of whom she sees naked at some time or another. Point is, when circumcision is carried out by an old imam or rabbi who has never been surgically trained, whose hands might shake and whose eyes are not what they once were...well it can leave its mark on a man. Mostly around his cock.
Circumcision in a hospital, well, fine but unless it's necessary, I just don't see the point.
I would have waited a ******* eternity for this!!!!
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