Allergic treatment with BioResonans? What's this now?

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Allergic treatment with BioResonans? What's this now?

Post by Predabot » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:39 pm

Recently saw an ad/article in a ladies-mag about this here thingie, and apparently the general idea is to use a computer-calculated version of Acupuncture? :eyebrow:

To stimulate the body's natural electromagnetical energy-fields to get a sufficient biochemical reaction to the immune-systeme imbalances?

Seems a bit naff really... but still, I've got loads of allergies, and this seems like an interesting theory. The fields have been scientifically proved to exist, and stimulating the main areas where they flow out of, does appear to ease some health-problems, mainly pain and muscle-problems.

It would appear as if the method is sanctioned by EU and China, and as such it's allowed in Sweden. Any of you lads seen or heard of it on yer' beaut' green island?

I'd especially like to hear Rebis thoughts on this here thing, mainly since the Platypus Immunal Vaccine has as of yet not come on the market, and the research into key external immune-system micro-organism is going snail-sloooooow...

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Re: Allergic treatment with BioResonans? What's this now?

Post by Hot Shot » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:58 pm

Predabot wrote:Recently saw an ad/article in a ladies-mag about this here thingie,
Sorry, I can't resist...BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:
...and apparently the general idea is to use a computer-calculated version of Acupuncture? :eyebrow:

To stimulate the body's natural electromagnetical energy-fields to get a sufficient biochemical reaction to the immune-systeme imbalances?

Seems a bit naff really... but still, I've got loads of allergies, and this seems like an interesting theory. The fields have been scientifically proved to exist, and stimulating the main areas where they flow out of, does appear to ease some health-problems, mainly pain and muscle-problems.

It would appear as if the method is sanctioned by EU and China, and as such it's allowed in Sweden. Any of you lads seen or heard of it on yer' beaut' green island?

I'd especially like to hear Rebis thoughts on this here thing, mainly since the Platypus Immunal Vaccine has as of yet not come on the market, and the research into key external immune-system micro-organism is going snail-sloooooow...
Sounds interesting. Does it treat allergies to medicine? Ceclor medicines close up my throat, and it'd be nice to lose that fear. I almost died one time...

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Re: Allergic treatment with BioResonans? What's this now?

Post by Predabot » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:36 pm

Hot Shot wrote:Sorry, I can't resist...BWAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol:
Why you little..! I oughta..! :roll: :D Yeah, yeah. I was visiting my grandma's sister with my Gramps, not much else to do around there. I ussually escort my gramps there when she feels like visiting, since she suffers from frontal-lobe dementia, to make sure she finds her way home ok.
Sounds interesting. Does it treat allergies to medicine? Ceclor medicines close up my throat, and it'd be nice to lose that fear. I almost died one time...

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Essentially yeah, alternatives to traditional chemical treatments to allergies. None of them have been properly trialled and released wide-spread to the public tho.

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Post by Guest » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:34 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioresonance

Not really into these 'alternative' medicines.

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Post by Predabot » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:48 pm

Rebis wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioresonance

Not really into these 'alternative' medicines.
Oh? But surely the general idea is sound? A computer-regulated version of acupuncture, surely a comp would be able to give much more accurate regulations than a human ever could?

Errm, do you know whatever happened to the platypus-vaccine? It was supposed to give wonderous results, being injected with the antibodies of that primitive mammal. They said about 6-7 years ago that tests on humans would begin shortly and that they'd be done in 5 years or so. Well, it's been 5 years! Where's the darn vaccine already??

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Post by Guest » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:49 pm

I have no idea what you are on about.

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Post by Professor Smooth » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:46 am

This reminds me of a treatment that I pioneered back in 2005. It was called "Kick the Habit." Using the skills obtained through years of study in the martial arts, I developed a treatment designed to help a patient stop smoking. They would kneel down on a padded surface and told to alert me when they wanted a smoke. As soon as they wanted a smoke, I would deliver a precise blow to their head. The body's natural repair mechanisms would be stimulated and, would naturally wash away the impulse to smoke while the throbbing of the head subsided. Results may vary, and more than one treatment may be necessary.

I firmly believe that I would have made a fortune charging people 150 dollars per treatment.
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