Movies that are so bad, they're funny.

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Movies that are so bad, they're funny.

Post by Obfleur » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:58 pm

Me and my mates have been watching alot of b-movies lately. It's nice to just chill, talk **** and laugh at the goofy ******* movies.

So... got any tips on movies that are so bad, you'll laugh?

I highly recommend Miami Connection.
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Post by Guest » Fri Apr 27, 2007 9:03 pm

Some of the films starring Treat Williams, e.g. Deep Rising, are pretty laughably corny.

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Post by Professor Smooth » Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:31 pm

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Post by The Last Autobot » Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:13 pm

I highly recommend Undefeatable, one of the best worst series B pictures Ive seen.

And it has Cynthia Rothrock!

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Any picture with her or Don the Dragon Wilson or Jeff Wincot deseves to be seen in group and to be laughed at.
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Post by Hot Shot » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:56 am

Kung-Fu Hustle. It's so ridiculous, it's funny.
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Post by Predabot » Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:41 pm

Raaaaiideeers of the liviiing deeeaad!! :D

"Instead of them huntiing us we're huntiing theem! Raideeeeers of the liviing de-eaad!"

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You can't go wrong with a movie that's been described as "dire dire excrement."

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Post by Brendocon » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:58 pm

I laughed nonstop through Hostel, if that counts...
Hot Shot wrote:Kung-Fu Hustle. It's so ridiculous, it's funny.
It's meant to be, though. KFH is an awesome movie.
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Post by Blacksword » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:02 pm

The Transporter

Jason Statham in a Movie that uspiciously resembes a Jet Li movie, that hilariously resembles a video game complete with levels and bosses.

But if you want something really funny you gotta go for: Hard Target

John Woo directing Van Damme, with Lance Henrickson thrown in for good measure. My friend and I caught it on TV once and we were pissing ourselves laughing at how absolutely ridiculous this movie was. The most fun I've had watching a movie on TV. Oh and the best part is where Lance Henrickson catches on fire: it wasn't scripted apparently, he just caught on fire and kept going on with the scene. Priceless
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Post by Shanti418 » Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:35 am

Mention Van Damme and ridiculously bad, and you MUST mention Street Fighter.
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Post by saysadie » Sun Apr 29, 2007 4:44 am

Kung Fu Hustle= the awesomest.

Anyone ever asks for my reccomendation for a bad film that is fun, I always mention Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. It's an indie film shot in Montreal, IIRC, so it might be hard to find but if you can, watch it. It's cheesy, but in just the right way.

Do you enjoy torture? Watching Nicholas Cage's expressionless face? Rent [don't buy] Ghost Rider. The fun isn't in the movie however-it's in ripping it apart afterward.

I can't fail to mention Snakes on a Plane, of course. :D Know there's more, but they aren't in my head at the moment.
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Post by Scraplet » Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:56 am

Invasion USA with your man Chuck Norris. A timeless classic! :D

You could then follow it up with Delta Force.....outstanding(ly bad)!
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Post by inflatable dalek » Fri May 04, 2007 3:31 pm

The Transformers: The Movie (1986). You may not have heard of it but it's as mad as a box of frogs.
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Post by sidestreaker » Sun May 06, 2007 7:35 am

really funny one is surf ninjas....aaaaah a classic,.

the last one I saw which was sooooo bad was Attack force with steven seagal. A movie so bad....anyone with no history or knowledge of the film medium would do it 10 times better, it's hilarious. :oops:
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Post by divebomb » Thu May 10, 2007 6:37 pm

has no one ever seen surburban commando or mr nanny?

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Fri May 11, 2007 1:33 am

Shanti418 wrote:Mention Van Damme and ridiculously bad, and you MUST mention Street Fighter.
I only watched this for the first time the other day... I think its just bad, it has no good points ofther that seeing Kylie's camel toe...
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Post by Shanti418 » Fri May 11, 2007 4:40 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:
Shanti418 wrote:Mention Van Damme and ridiculously bad, and you MUST mention Street Fighter.
I only watched this for the first time the other day... I think its just bad, it has no good points ofther that seeing Kylie's camel toe...
Plus Ming-Na, the cute Asian girl from such shows as The Single Guy and ER, not to mention the last performance of the late Raul Julia.

At least give me the ending as ridiculously bad. lol
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Post by Obfleur » Fri May 11, 2007 5:32 pm

I'm on my way to my mate!
I''ll be bringing these movies:
Alone in the dark.
Black Samurai.
Masters of the universe.
Sublime.

We'll watch one of 'em tonight.

Sweet ****.
Can't believe I'm still here.

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