When mountain lion attacks, spouse fights back

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When mountain lion attacks, spouse fights back

Post by Yaya » Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:40 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16817149/

"Jim was talking to me all through this, and he said, 'I've got a pen in my pocket and get the pen and jab him in the eye,'" she said. "So I got the pen and tried to put it in his eye, but it didn't want to go in as easy as I thought it would."

Here, the guys head is between the jaws of a mountain lion, and he's talking to his wife, instructing her what to do. I feel bad because I snickered for some reason. I pictured him saying, "Okay, the pen didn't work. How about that tent pole. By the way honey, what's for dinner tonight", all the while having his head in the jaws of his lion.
"But the Costa story featuring Starscream? Fantastic! This guy is "The One", I just know it, just from these few pages. "--Yaya, who is never wrong.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:01 pm

Must be the season for people having their heads in the jaws of savage beasts and surviving:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 293903.stm

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Post by Yaya » Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:56 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:Must be the season for people having their heads in the jaws of savage beasts and surviving:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 293903.stm


That's why I fought back. I was determined I didn't want to go like that.

Not like that. Maybe by a mountain lion, but he'd be damned to go out like that via shark.
"But the Costa story featuring Starscream? Fantastic! This guy is "The One", I just know it, just from these few pages. "--Yaya, who is never wrong.

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