Haha! Silly internet girlfriend crisis!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:13 pm

My girl just called me in tears, demanding to know what this was all about:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/6521627

Turns out she'd been searching b3ta for pics of us and found this post. I was describing the events of this:

http://www.knowyourlimits.gov.uk/night_out.html

Eventually she conceded that I am allowed to get laid in the virtual world of a government-sponsored flash-based drinking simulator.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:35 pm

bloody heck.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:43 pm

I got slapped and arrested.

Hrm.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:58 pm

It's worse if you play as the girl - you enter the bar, talk to cute guy, accept a drink, get raped.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:39 pm

Huh. I took some round with my friends, shagged the cute girl, and then took a taxi home. Yay!

SOOO tempted to climb the scaffolding, though. I'm sure that was going to turn out great.

BB Shockwave · Post by **BB Shockwave** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:57 pm

Geez... so she's actively searching for what you say on the net?

(guess she's reading this very post at this very moment...)

Could be worse - a collegue of mine told me she broke into his boyfriend's email to see if he was'nt mailing with other women.

It's Things like these that make me feel glad I don't have a girlfriend... period. (as Primal would say)

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:43 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:It's worse if you play as the girl - you enter the bar, talk to cute guy, accept a drink, get raped.

Yes

I don't think you ever get the boy if you play a girl. Stupid.

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:24 pm

Most of the girl endings are quite rapedellic, whereas the guy mostly ends up dead

Post by **snarl** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:34 pm

ok, I got invovlved in a round, then had 4 by myself, chatted the woman up, got slapped, tried again, nailed her, walked up to the riff raff, walked off, walked up again and away again, walked up again, away, went back to the pub, ****** the same girl again, went back to the riff raff, walked off, back to the pub, got a slap from that girl, ****** her again...

I'm now bored...

Jump off railings or piss on a wall?

Pressed the wrong icon, my drink drive mate is dead and I'll never walk again (that's from all the shagging though)

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:07 am

They actually sell games like this in Japan...

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:17 am

Yes. Yes, they do.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:06 am

I'm guessing there's much less chance of you getting sloshed and raped, and much better chance of you seeing pornography?

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:39 am

Shanti418 wrote:I'm guessing there's much less chance of you getting sloshed and raped, and much better chance of you seeing pornography?

And gaining EXP and new attacks too, in some cases...

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:19 pm

No ones tried to rape me yet, what's wrong with me?

More seriously, virtual drunk me gets more shag than real drunk me.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:06 am

Apparently my virtual self is mouthy and cant properly climb a scaffolding at night....im a virtual sissy.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:59 am

inflatable dalek wrote:More seriously, virtual drunk me gets more shag than real drunk me.

tell me about it!

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:51 pm

Yeah, for guys it's like, "You offer her a drink and she accepts? Congratulations! She wants to go back to her place and shag!"

And then when you're a girl, it's like, "He offers you a drink and you accept! Drink was spiked and your're raped! Thanks for playing!"

So in otherwords, yes, if all girls needed to be shagged was a "How's it gon'" and a free drink, then that WOULD be much easier than real life. But it seems like perhaps you're just spiking her drink and the game doesn't know it.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:10 pm

Oddly, the more drunk you are the more chance of her saying yes. Which is the inverse of real life...

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:40 pm

I'm going to spike boys' drinks, just out of spite.

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:29 pm

Eline wrote:I'm going to spike boys' drinks, just out of spite.

Trust me, you don't wanna make me more drunk. I'll start doing my Jack Bauer impression.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 4:35 pm

inflatable dalek wrote:
Eline wrote:I'm going to spike boys' drinks, just out of spite.
Trust me, you don't wanna make me more drunk. I'll start doing my Jack Bauer impression.

And torture everyone in the room?

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:46 am

My wife and I just ****** the same girl in one night...

Stormwolf · Post by **Stormwolf** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:00 pm

sprunkner wrote:My wife and I just ****** the same girl in one night...

That's a pretty kinky wife

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:25 pm

spiderfrommars wrote: And torture everyone in the room?

The only way you'll die today is if I kill you!

Doesn't have the same effect without the growl does it?