Football rumours!!

Post by **snarl** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:50 am

Stick your footy rumours in here, Latest news before it hits the papers!:

1) Lot of media spotted by Melwood, Liverpool's training ground.

Apparently Steve Gerrard's missus has been hanging around with the head of a group of Liverpool Bouncers, called "Pancake". News is that Pancake has been supplying her with coke and slottin' her one on the side.

Gerrard went to the Editor of the Daily Mirror to beg them not to print the pictures they have of his missus snorting and they agreed to hold off on them as it would ruin his career.

Gerrard is meant to have kicked her out last Wednesday and has ordered a DNA test for his second child as he believes that it isn't his (may explain his performance aginst the Mancs on.
Sunday)

love a bit of a scandal, have heard from reliable sources that it is true

2) Pardew got caught having an affair, his mrs tried to commit suicide, the husband of the eife he's having an affair with is trying desperately to shaft his mrs and Pardew for lots of money but Phil Hall (pardew's PR) is ex editor of the NOTW and has kept the lid on it thus far. (one of the major reasons why he cant get his team playing footy). If it comes out, it's highly possible he'll be sacked and Curbishly will take over.

have seen a lot of 'evidence' that suggests it to be legitimate. Would laugh my tits off if it was.

Who's got some of their own?

Besty, your mate at the F.A. must supply you with gossip?

Post by **Best First** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:39 pm

no, she can't or she gets done.

HOWEVER - i have heard the Pardew stuff from another source, friend of a friend who works at a newspaper - by all accounts (alledgedly) Pardew's wife hacked into his email account and forwraded all his dirty love mails to all the papers, Pardew took out an injunction on the basis of his wife's menatl health (claiming their publication would send her over the edge) which is why he hasn't been dropped in it it yet.

Apparently the emails are really funny, he bangs on about football for ages, using really bad metaphors and similies and then says, stuff like "of course i wont talk about football when i'm licking your pussy"

What a smoothie.

Can't help keep his mind on the job can it?

what a rassclatt.

Post by **snarl** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:15 pm

Seen the emails mate - they are well funny!

The hubby had a website up which had the emails, a photo he'd got from his wife's email of Curbs and her in New York + 3 apparently legitimate contracts from the Sun, the Mirror and the Mail - all three had dropped the story after Hill got involved.

Check this link for arguably the most classy line ever uttered in the world of film (fast forward to 1.13). It's by Who fave John Barrowman and sounds like it could have been delivered by Pards himself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYPeVf-G4aA