American football dude is pissed over rating in game.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:17 am

WARNING:

The article contains the F-word - and there might be a "wanna meet sexy singles?"-ad to the right.

Enjoy.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.as ... youtType=1

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:34 am

Is that legit? Just looking at the name of who posted it.

If so, then somebody's bitter / egocentric / protesting too much / wasn't loved enough as a child / taking things far too seriously.

Game awareness of 59(% presumably) means he can't control his bladder? Hmm. Interesting assumption...

A psychiatrist would have a field day with that arrogant self-righteous brat.

It's a game. Some player is going to end up with the worst rating. Some players are going to end up with great ratings and actually turn out crap in reality. Anybody who's ever played CM knows that!

Love the picture captions, incidentally. He should be rated like... 3/100 just on the basis of those.

Post by **snarl** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:55 am

He's angry.

But who wouldn't be given his predicament - Hell, he's ginger - give 'im a break!

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:42 pm

It seems like that's "The Onion" style content. Probably not actually that guy. But still quite funny.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:58 pm

Shanti418 wrote:It seems like that's "The Onion" style content. Probably not actually that guy. But still quite funny.

Ah, I had no idea if it was legit or not

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:38 pm

Posted: 10/11/2006 by: Juan Turlington
An image of excellence.
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07

Post by **Best First** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:01 am

my Game awareness is 100%.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:02 am

Sir, you've got game.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:17 am

i know, i have been serving people all weekend.

one guy served me back.

so now its on.

oh it is so on.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:33 am

Best First wrote:i know, i have been serving people all weekend.

Dude.

Didn't you see Boyz N the Hood?

Now one of us is gonna get shot.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:36 am

Best First wrote:my Game awareness is 100%.

Then you just lost the game.

And as a consequence, so did I.

But I never forgot about Dre.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:15 pm

snarl wrote:He's angry.

But who wouldn't be given his predicament - Hell, he's ginger - give 'im a break!

Plus, he can't grow facial hair and has to compensate by making up a nickname for himself - The Red Beard. Something he will never have.

Post by **Best First** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:31 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:
Best First wrote:my Game awareness is 100%.
Then you just lost the game.

oh it is SO on.

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:15 pm

Side note: WTF is up with these log in request I get whenever I visit this topic?

So I was just at the campus Starbucks, and there was this guy with a THICK THICK English accent, talking abuut watching the UT-OSU American Football Game, and rattling off all kinds of play by play, terminology, and strategy.

Does this mean I kick to get him or something?

Because if not, I owe him an apology.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:02 pm

Shanti418 wrote:Side note: WTF is up with these log in request I get whenever I visit this topic?

Ask Metal Vendetta

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:58 pm

Obfleur wrote:
Shanti418 wrote:Side note: WTF is up with these log in request I get whenever I visit this topic?
Ask Metal Vendetta

Might be something to do with the sudden absense of Guzzle Appreciation sig images as well...

Edit: a little investigation, and it appears that it has everything to do with the sudden absense of Guzzle Appreciation sig images, specifically mine.

Edit #2: a quick alteration of my sig, and the log in requests go away.

As does the last vestige of Guzzle's appreciation...

Shanti418 · Post by **Shanti418** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:07 pm

So, to continue into the vast uncharted waters of the Off Topic sea, exactly what caused that?

I mean, you two guys have had those sigs for a while, and nothing's happened yet.

And what the hell is Guzzle Appreciation, anyway? It's not about a Sparkabot, is it?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:43 pm

Shanti418 wrote:So, to continue into the vast uncharted waters of the Off Topic sea, exactly what caused that?

I mean, you two guys have had those sigs for a while, and nothing's happened yet.

Not sure, but, given the convo I had with EmVee about them last month, they were in treacherous waters, which now seems to have swallowed them, taking them down to Davy Jones' Locker Room.

Which leads us nicely back on-topic by saying that it must have been The Red Beard's revenge for the pop I posted which started this questless voyage off in the first place.

And what the hell is Guzzle Appreciation, anyway? It's not about a Sparkabot, is it?

That, my friend, is exactly what it is about.

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:41 am

Guzzle for TF of the Year!!