A date

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:53 pm

Wear a skirt, or a dress.

Well, it always works for me

Post by **Best First** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:19 pm

i've just blow things massivley with Irish Chicj after i kind of fobbed her off (after some chance stuff heavily remidned me of the big car wreck romance) but her recation has actually made me think "thank ****!".

that said i really don't like messing people arond - but i find it hard not to do when i am trying to figure stuff out in my head.

er, anyway - more good luck, yeah?

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 6:06 pm

Or just be yourself....

And lie a lot!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:14 pm

It went well.

Drinks! Laughs! Foot massages!

More I cannot say.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:57 pm

hero.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:44 am

Awesomeness! Go Spidey!

BTW, That's the funniest ******* picture I've seen in awhile, Brend. Dear lord.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:27 am

Sweet dude

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:43 am

Id say throw your dong on the table so she knows what youre working with.

But apparently I am **** with women right now so it might not be wise to listen to me.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:44 am

Whipping it out might not be such a good idea, no.

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:36 am

No, it would not.

Sounds great, spidey!

I'm glad you had a fun time.

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:58 am

C-3PO wrote:I never doubted you for a second! Wonderful!

Post by **Best First** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:41 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:
C-3PO wrote:I never doubted you for a second! Wonderful!

putting that quote in context - does that mean you did actually doubt him?

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:48 pm

spiderfrommars wrote:It went well. Drinks! Laughs! Foot massages!

Your feet or hers?

More I cannot say.

Cannot or will not?

Cannot because there is nothing more to say?

Or will not because you are a gentleman?

Or cannot because you told her all about us and you're scared she'll turn up and read this thread?

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:03 pm

Brendocon wrote:
spiderfrommars wrote:It went well. Drinks! Laughs! Foot massages!
Your feet or hers?

More I cannot say.
Cannot or will not?

Cannot because there is nothing more to say?

Or will not because you are a gentleman?

Or cannot because you told her all about us and you're scared she'll turn up and read this thread?

Or worried that it could be used as evidence?

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:12 pm

Best First wrote:
putting that quote in context - does that mean you did actually doubt him?

Obi Wan Kenobi wrote:
He can go about his business.

Move along.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:13 pm

*jabba laugh*

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:42 am

Bo shuda.

I killed it.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:54 am

It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothing. I give my mother a foot massage. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' her feet and sticking your tongue in her holiest of holies ain't the same ****ing ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****ing sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:54 am

Brend wrote:Or cannot because you told her all about us and you're scared she'll turn up and read this thread?

Nah... tho she has already googled me and found a couple of pics of me looking evil.

Metal Vendetta wrote:It was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothing. I give my mother a foot massage. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' her feet and sticking your tongue in her holiest of holies ain't the same ****ing ballpark. It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****ing sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so ******* cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, ******* Marsellus knew it, and Antwan should have ******* better known better. I mean, that's his ******* wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that ****. You know what I'm saying?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:13 am

spiderfrommars wrote:Nah... tho she has already googled me and found a couple of pics of me looking evil.

spiderfrommars wrote:I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so ******* cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, ******* Marsellus knew it, and Antwan should have ******* better known better. I mean, that's his ******* wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that ****. You know what I'm saying?

Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ****ing master. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:51 am

Bastards!

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:52 am

heheh