Oily skin? Visible pores? Imperfections?

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:43 pm

Holy sh*t your human!

Buy some cream, quick!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:24 am

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:11 am

Another spambot!

Ban!

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:57 am

Yes, yes and yes.

Post by **Best First** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:27 pm

sorry, just my bi-weekly advertising rant.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:17 pm

We'll forego the bannination this time, Mr First. [/Picard]

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:10 pm

Stupid advert. Everybody knows that the hottest anti-aging ingredient is pentepeptides.

That woman needs a kick in the tits. If she was also the voice over for the M&S ads, I could kill 2 birds with one stone.

Post by **Kaylee** » Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:13 pm

Everyone knows all the antiaging products are rubbish, I've no idea why people buy them.

That's why their adverts are worded 'Smooths the *APPEARANCE* of finelines' and 'Combats the *SIGNS* of aging'.

The best thing you can do to keep your skin young is just use a good quality moisturiser and soap daily, make sure to give your face a little massage when you moisturise (it helps tighten the muscles and tone the skin) and a good cleansing solution (I use Clean&Clear) helps to remove dead cells with a good rough flannel. Always remember to massage up, not down :3

I need to get a new moisturiser, I made the mistake of buying one of the new range of Nivia for men and got the one designed for guys basically much older than me- it leaves my skin too oily

[/Karlyboo's thoughts on moisturisers]

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:22 am

Or you could be me and be born with a tendency to have greasy skin.

I may hate it now, but I know that when I'm fifty Iiiiii won't look it!

Add to this the fact that neither of my parents are overly grey even though they're both in their mid-50s. I shall nevah age! Hooray!

Watch, now that I've said that I'll be grey and wrinkly by the time I'm 35.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:22 pm

Pissin' Poonani wrote:That woman needs a kick in the tits.

word

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:51 pm

Best First wrote:
Pissin' Poonani wrote:That woman needs a kick in the tits.
word

What makes me laugh, is that she bangs on about pentepeptides and how wonderful they and Olay are, and she looks like a 50 year old who's spent the last 10 years fighting off aging via the surgeons knife.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:12 pm

i agree.

"Hi, i have done my best to redefine the concept of beauty as someone who tries to retain the appearance of youth for their entire life, however the result is that i now largely look like i have been made from plastic"

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:51 pm

There is no God.

Post by **Best First** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:58 pm

That or he's a right bast.