Weirdest things people have said to you...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:21 am

Earlier today a colleague remarked "Don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes you remind me of the guy with the skullface in that Bond film where they're on that Jamaican island or something" (Translates as the Baron Samedi character in Live And Let Die).

So, what are some of the weirdest things people have said to you lot?

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:51 am

Excuse me young lady... err, sorry, I mean sir /// A homeless dude who wanted some money.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:05 am

I got told that I'm like Simon Pegg. I don't look like him, apparently, but I am just like him.

Scraplet · Post by **Scraplet** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 12:24 pm

I can't see it myself, but quite a few people have commented that I remind them of Neil Morrisey.

Suffice to say, one of the main reasons I cut my hair and stopped wearing biker jackets was because I would have to listen peoples mutterings as they tried to remember "the name of that character from Boon.......you know....".

Post by **Best First** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:02 pm

ha. brilliant.

i have just been on a Stag do where we made the groom to be dress up as Baron Samedi on the final night.

his rendition of "Do you think i'm sexy" in a Portuguese Kareoke bar was a sight to behold.

i love coincidence.

Professor Smooth · Post by **Professor Smooth** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:21 pm

Once, a postal worker asked me if I was the Undertaker. Not AN undertaker, THE Undertaker, the WWF guy.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:48 pm

"When I see your head, I think of head"

From a coworker/friend, due to the fact that I wear pigtails a lot.

That was weird. That, and the time I was asked out while standing on the street having a cigarette by a random passerby. That was both weird, and slightly creepy... he gave me a business card with his personal phone number on the back of it, which was too, too ******* hilarious. I threw it out, of course.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:07 am

I don't know if you're into guys, but I'm into you.

Written on a piece of paper passed to me on the bus.

My wife went out with a guy who told her, among other things, that 1) he was raped, 2)by a 90-pound girl, 3)he drinks to get rid of the pain of being raped. By a 90-pound girl.

Plus there was the theater teacher who said, "It's too bad about Mel Gibson's drunk driving, but he is right. The Jews did kill Jesus."

Post by **Best First** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 9:09 am

bloody hell[/marsha]

Eline · Post by **Eline** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:18 am

"You look good. Did you gain weight?"

From my neighbour, and meant as a compliment.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:18 am

*in Hokkien* "Your brother's playing Madman Driving again."

A cookie for anyone who knows which PC game my mother is talking about.