Doppelganger party!

Post by **Best First** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 4:52 pm

Buddha needs no votes.

Batman beating Chuck Norris is the natural order asserting itself, nothing will implode.

except Chuck's left lung when Batman uses the touch of Mekathanee The Lessar on him. oh yes.

BA Baracus · Post by **BA Baracus** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:29 pm

Batman better fly, my van is fast fool!

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:30 pm

Is Batman busy brooding?

Chuck Norris · Post by **Chuck Norris** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:26 pm

Best First wrote:Buddha needs no votes.

Batman beating Chuck Norris is the natural order asserting itself, nothing will implode.

except Chuck's left lung when Batman uses the touch of Mekathanee The Lessar on him. oh yes.

You do realise that, should this cowardly masked freak, indeed manage to implode my left lung, a large number of western countries will be caught in the resulting inrush, rendering them desolate for years to come?

And also, i'll be really cross.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:04 pm

Seeing as everyone here, with the possible exceptions of Preds and Compy, are Brend anyway... who's the real winner?

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:21 pm

Chuck Norris wrote:
Best First wrote:Buddha needs no votes.

Batman beating Chuck Norris is the natural order asserting itself, nothing will implode.

except Chuck's left lung when Batman uses the touch of Mekathanee The Lessar on him. oh yes.
You do realise that, should this cowardly masked freak, indeed manage to implode my left lung, a large number of western countries will be caught in the resulting inrush, rendering them desolate for years to come?

And also, i'll be really cross.

Batman is already clearly putting moves on you.

if yoru lung imploded there wouldn't be an inrush would there?

i bet you are wearing a hat that doesn't suit you as i type this.

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:34 pm

I'm being beaten by a man who dresses as a bat? What is the world coming to? I was the original superhero, mate. I am the light and the way and as my millions of devout believers around the world will attest, I had actual superpowers! I turned fish into loaves, I healed the dead and raised the demons, I walked on wine and drove out water. I am the real Jesus! I AM HIM!

Death · Post by **Death** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:47 pm

I AM DISCONCERTED AT NOT EVEN BEING NOMINATED, DESPITE BEING BY FAR THE MOST POPULAR DISCWORLD CHARACTER.

Buffy · Post by **Buffy** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:03 pm

What the tall bony dude said.

Don't make me go and round up the Scoobies on y'all.

War · Post by **War** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:15 pm

Apocalypse party! We haven't had one of these since the old board was sucked into a rift in space and time!

*saddles up horse*

Let's ride!

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:50 pm

Crikey, Jesus is up to 8 votes already. There must be some block-voting by the Christians going on...

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:19 pm

Jesus wrote:I'm being beaten by a man who dresses as a bat? What is the world coming to? I was the original superhero, mate. I am the light and the way and as my millions of devout believers around the world will attest, I had actual superpowers! I turned fish into loaves, I healed the dead and raised the demons, I walked on wine and drove out water. I am the real Jesus! I AM HIM!

do you love jelly?

Buddha · Post by **Buddha** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:47 pm

Jesus wrote:I'm being beaten by a man who dresses as a bat? What is the world coming to? I was the original superhero, mate. I am the light and the way and as my millions of devout believers around the world will attest, I had actual superpowers! I turned fish into loaves, I healed the dead and raised the demons, I walked on wine and drove out water. I am the real Jesus! I AM HIM!

Superpowers. Psh. I was speaking coherent sentences and walking without assistance barely a minute out of the womb. Maybe you were too busy counting the gold that was delivered to you to figure out how to not spit up on your mum and dad.

And what's this about raising demons? I thought you said those suckers needed to be banished, not summoned.

So stop complaining. At least you got some freaking votes.

And for the last time, wipe off the counter when you're finished in the kitchen! You know how cranky Moses gets when you leave the milk out.

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