I wish i was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair

Post by **Best First** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:32 pm

Has there, ever, EVER been a more stupid, twatish lyric than that?

eh?

i kind of doubt it.

twarts.

idotic lyrics thread. go.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:32 am

nah, you nailed it first time.

Leatherneck · Post by **Leatherneck** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:46 am

god, starbucks started playing that garbage..

and i work there..

and im going to grenade our speakers.

[composite word including 'f*ck'].

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:14 pm

It's cack.

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:00 pm

whats it from?

Post by **snarl** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:33 pm

I saw some ugly slag singing it on an advert for her **** album. I guess it had Dermot Oleary or Jo Wiley saying how it was her 'seminal' first album.

If they did say seminal, they're bang on the money afaic.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:56 pm

a song with the selfsame title.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:16 pm

by who?

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:22 pm

I think her name's Lily Allen - she's supposed to be some "came out of nowhere but had loads of friends on mySpace" new talent but it turns out her label's been promoting her all along, she did a live gig recently and only 50 people showed. It's basically manufactured pop masquerading as indie talent.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:54 pm

but... but... that woudl never happen would it?

http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup ... .php?id=85

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:06 pm

Metal Vendetta wrote:I think her name's Lily Allen - she's supposed to be some "came out of nowhere but had loads of friends on mySpace" new talent but it turns out her label's been promoting her all along, she did a live gig recently and only 50 people showed. It's basically manufactured pop masquerading as indie talent.

Nah, she's Keith Allen's daughter. Her music's tolerable.

The perpetrator of this offence is some unknown called Sandi Thom.

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:18 pm

Rebis wrote:
Metal Vendetta wrote:I think her name's Lily Allen - she's supposed to be some "came out of nowhere but had loads of friends on mySpace" new talent but it turns out her label's been promoting her all along, she did a live gig recently and only 50 people showed. It's basically manufactured pop masquerading as indie talent.
Nah, she's Keith Allen's daughter. Her music's tolerable.

The perpetrator of this offence is some unknown called Sandi Thom.

Fair enough. I try and avoid this kind of thing, but the missus kind of likes it.

Brendocon · Post by **Brendocon** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:49 pm

Yeah, Sandie Thom's the "MySpace sensation" who actually had a record deal beforehand and all her webcast gigs were put on by the label.

Lily Allen, from what I gather, is a fairly genuine "popular after a DJ stumbled across her MySpace page" artiste.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:08 pm

Brendocon wrote:Lily Allen, from what I gather, is a fairly genuine "popular after a DJ stumbled across her MySpace page" artiste.

And not at all anything to do with the fact her dad's a celebrity.

Post by **Best First** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:50 pm

oh, i wish was a hippy with swastiakas on my sleeves...

you prick! do you see? do you? DO YOU?

silly mare.

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:14 pm

I like Lily Allen a lot

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:51 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree ... 85,00.html

word.

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:36 am

Charlie Brooker wrote:Compared with anything that has any semblance of balls whatsoever, Angels is a bowl of cold mud - but next to most content, it's a towering emotional epic. It almost makes you feel something. No wonder it's become the official theme tune for thick people's funerals.

Ouch.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:06 pm

this guy is a funny ****er. his TV stuff is outstanding.

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:38 pm

I wish I was a communist with money in my pocket...

Post by **snarl** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:22 pm

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Post by **spiderfrommars** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:33 pm

I wish it was the Sixties
I wish I could be happy
I wish I wish I wish that something would happen.

Post by **Best First** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:21 pm

Metal Vendetta · Post by **Metal Vendetta** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:11 am

After extensive discussion on the subject down teh pub, I think there is a contender for sheer inaninity here

Post by **Best First** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:33 am

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park

******* [composite word including 'f*ck']!

for ****s sake!

[composite word including 'f*ck']!

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:33 am

Wow MV, you just made my life a little more empty with that.....

omfg my eyes.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:02 am

Best First wrote:
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park

OMG.

Hound · Post by **Hound** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:19 am

I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

Surely this lyric is far worse?

What is really wrong is just how many records this talentless bint has sold

Post by **Best First** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:31 pm

i don't want to see a polar bear
that would make me soil my underwear
i'd rather eat a choclate eclair

IronHide · Post by **IronHide** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:40 pm

I would eat them with a fox
I would eat them in a box.....