Dont hassel the hoff!

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:25 am

Now, I'd be telling porkies if I said this gave me wood.

But I've got a semi.

He nabs for the best one as well.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 7979249836

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:32 am

"Hasselhoff left Germany early after his pre-tournament concert was cancelled. Next seen in London with puppet Lucy the Slut at the premier of puppet musical Avenue Q, before, according to reports, being thrown off Centre Court for being 'steaming drunk'. The Sun: 'Hasselhoff yelled at bar staff: "You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I'm The Hoff".' 'David just enjoyed the tennis,' says his PR. 'There was a mix-up over accreditation...'"

Post by **snarl** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:35 am

I heard that story too. I told my people, they sucked up all that tennis bollocks as well!

Would have loved to have seen him ranting about hasseling the hoff!

Impactor returns 2.0 · Post by **Impactor returns 2.0** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:53 am

Hes picking up hookers ?

WTF is this about!!!

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:19 pm

Can't stop watching... it's like passing a wreck on the road.

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:10 pm

Anybody else notice that somehows he's managed to lure Kitt into doing a guest-appearance on his video??

The Last Autobot · Post by **The Last Autobot** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:22 am

Predabot wrote:Anybody else notice that somehows he's managed to lure Kitt into doing a guest-appearance on his video??

Really?????????? mmmmmmmm

Speaking of the video, I rather see a turtle race than that again.

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:47 am

That was possibly the most brilliant thing I've ever seen.

Hoff is still a creepy old man, however.

Those women are half his age or less...

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:51 am

The effects in the video looks really "eightys"

saysadie · Post by **saysadie** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:57 am

Obfleur wrote:The effects in the video looks really "eightys"

I was laughing before the bluescreen shots kicked in, but I was laughing even harder after the stars background, and the rest...

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:19 am

That was creepy.

The video should really have been Hasselhoff trying to load a sofa into the back of his van, whilst pretending to have a broken arm.

The end of the song is great though-basically just ***** her off and tells her she's an ugly slag who isn't good enough to grease up the Hoff's python. That part is probably quite true to life, although in reality he probably always gave them a signed poster before wheel-spinning their tears into the gravel.

God bless you David, you big, lunking, embarassing parody of a human.

Obfleur · Post by **Obfleur** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:35 am

Optimus Prime Rib · Post by **Optimus Prime Rib** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:35 pm

BRILLIANT!

inflatable dalek · Post by **inflatable dalek** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:42 am

Puppies will chew on anything- What sane man balences one on his knob?

And that video has to be a piss take doesn't it?