World Cup novelty factor

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World Cup novelty factor

Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:20 am

Last night, after the England game, my drunken friend walked out in front of a bus! - the bus driver slammed on the brakes and shouted at my mate, as you do.

We both staggered round to the door and his mood changed when he saw we were ENGERLAAAAAND fans

"where you going lads?"

"off-licence......."

"ok, jump on!"

A bus full of confused ppl were then taken off route to the local off licence, we never even paid!

Bus drivers rock!
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Post by Obfleur » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:29 am

Yes! :up:
Can't believe I'm still here.

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Post by saysadie » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:32 am

Similar thing happened during the hockey playoffs here. 'Cept the dude in question nearly got hit, and then was cussed out roundly by the bus driver.

Meanwhile the skeevy drunk dude standing to my left began leaning in really, really close [like, touching my shoulder I could smell his breath close] and was staring right at me. It was creepy. So I moved to the back of the bus and people began quietly muttering about the drunk dude. He got off the bus.

There were so many stops/slowing downs because of drunk people in the streets one night... I've never heard a bus driver swear so much.
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Post by Predabot » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:57 am

That's fan-tastic Mark! :) Don't we all wish all bus-drivers had the same spirit of sportsmanship and helping out your fellow man?

Saysadie, can ya blame em', can ya really blame em'?? :D

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Post by Best First » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:59 am

Man, i was on that bus, i was late for my rectal exam because of you you pissed up old ****er.

or: woot!
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Post by saysadie » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:09 pm

Predabot wrote:Saysadie, can ya blame em', can ya really blame em'?? :D
At first no! I was right in there a few times. It became very tiring the fourth-or-so day similar happened, though...
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