Last night, after the England game, my drunken friend walked out in front of a bus! - the bus driver slammed on the brakes and shouted at my mate, as you do.
We both staggered round to the door and his mood changed when he saw we were ENGERLAAAAAND fans
"where you going lads?"
"off-licence......."
"ok, jump on!"
A bus full of confused ppl were then taken off route to the local off licence, we never even paid!
Bus drivers rock!
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Similar thing happened during the hockey playoffs here. 'Cept the dude in question nearly got hit, and then was cussed out roundly by the bus driver.
Meanwhile the skeevy drunk dude standing to my left began leaning in really, really close [like, touching my shoulder I could smell his breath close] and was staring right at me. It was creepy. So I moved to the back of the bus and people began quietly muttering about the drunk dude. He got off the bus.
There were so many stops/slowing downs because of drunk people in the streets one night... I've never heard a bus driver swear so much.
Meanwhile the skeevy drunk dude standing to my left began leaning in really, really close [like, touching my shoulder I could smell his breath close] and was staring right at me. It was creepy. So I moved to the back of the bus and people began quietly muttering about the drunk dude. He got off the bus.
There were so many stops/slowing downs because of drunk people in the streets one night... I've never heard a bus driver swear so much.
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