YES!! I think I've found a source of cosmic energy!!
http://ccollomb.free.fr/unlocker/
This freeware program is designed to annihilate such pests as this blob of ironworks, and it worked for this other guy with the exact same problem!
I must try it... stay tuned...
EDIT: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! This Unlocker program has cosmic powers!! It did it... not even pocketkillbox could do it, or failsafe mode, but unlocker somehow did it.. I have no idea how this little thing works, but apparently it can somehow circumwent the OS *LIVE* while it's running, and annihilate the evil.
I dearly recommend it to ALL of you, it's so cool, so fast so simple.

Freeware rocks, don't let any Microsoft-representatives try and tell you otherwise, because they don't know jack-sh*t.
EDIT2: Guys...

Guess what? Netscape is functional again, just like magic. Once I had killed the evil, it's suddenly a 100% operational again. Ah... it feels so GOOD! To be back on a real browser again.
I'd also like to say thanks to Karl and Laser Rod, great advice, and you've given me something to think about. Cheers lads.