My teeth could kick your ass.

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:40 pm

You're not a real man unless you've had your wisdom tooth extracted, with your mouth soaked in novocaine THAT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH. AARGH.

It started out as a normal checkup, or at least that's what I told the receptionist (who's at least a C), hoping to save a bit of money. Turns out that the throbbing that's been bugging me for weeks was a wisdom tooth that was about to reach the three-figure-dental-bill level, and naturally had to come out faster than insert-gay-joke-here.

After switching from one tool to another, and waiting till the last minute to bring out the suction thingy, the dentist finally pulled out that dang tooth AND A HUNK OF BONE WITH IT. Good for sowing in the Aegean fields and raising one skeletal warrior - complete with an M60.

You do not mess with the teeth.

Legion · Post by **Legion** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:45 pm

Aaron Hong wrote:You're not a real man unless you've had your wisdom tooth extracted

Have had 3.5 of mine extracted... what does that make me?

(the other .5 had already broken off)

sprunkner · Post by **sprunkner** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:59 pm

Did your face swell up, or did they give you the anti-pearface stuff?

Pissin' Poonani · Post by **Pissin' Poonani** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:17 pm

Aaron Hong wrote:You're not a real man unless you've had your wisdom tooth extracted, with your mouth soaked in novocaine THAT STILL WASN'T ENOUGH. AARGH.

Pah. I had my tooth drilled out for a filling with NO anaesthetic.

Pissin' Poonani wins - FLAWLESS VICTORY

Aaron Hong · Post by **Aaron Hong** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:54 am

Back in the old days I pulled them out with my own hands.

...granted these were milk teeth...

sprunkner wrote:Did your face swell up, or did they give you the anti-pearface stuff?

No swelling involved - they had this strawberry-flavored stuff that prepped for the novocaine needle, not that either did a lot...

Predabot · Post by **Predabot** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:54 am

Please note

: Scientific studies has shown that yes, if you are scared and see the objects of imminent pain, you actually FEEL more than you ussually do, the brain ultra-charges the nerve-ends and focuses your ass on suffering.

Conclusion: Please take the laughing gas instead of novocain, since the novocain must be in double the dosage when the nerve-ends are charged with an extra amount of electric activity. Or just hit yourself on the head so you pass out.

Laser Rod Optimus Prime · Post by **Laser Rod Optimus Prime** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:39 pm

Reminds me of the time when I had four front teeth pulled out without painkillers. [/kup]

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:43 pm

I actually laughed when they stitched up my wisdom holes a few months back. The fact that they almost dislocated my jaw when extracting the wisdom tooth and its badly-shifted neighbour didn't let its presence be known until a few hours later....

Having my top two wisdom teeth out tomorrow. Perhaps this time there'll be some swelling.

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