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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:48 pm

Got any you filthy lot?

- "Whadda y'call a gay Transformer?"

- "A fruit machine."

Obvious bad taste aside...
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Post by Brendocon » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:02 pm

... and I officially commence the countdown till Emvee's "cab" joke... :)

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Post by spiderfrommars » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:18 pm

What are female Transformers called?

Transisters.

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:26 pm

what does Energon+Energon+Energon = ?




Energon Cubed!!

I just made tthat up! - yay... actually...Legion, coat please...
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Post by Legion » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:37 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:I just made tthat up! - yay... actually...Legion, coat please...
with pleasure!

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Post by Brendocon » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:48 pm

Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:what does Energon+Energon+Energon = ?




Energon Cubed!!

I just made tthat up! - yay... actually...Legion, coat please...
Definitely coat please!

Energon + Energon + Energon = 3(Energon)
Energon x Energon x Energon = Energon^3

:o :(
Grrr. Argh.

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Post by spiderfrommars » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:51 pm

What does Bumblebee like to listen to?

Jazz!

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Post by Metal Vendetta » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:01 pm

Optimus Prime was leaving...no hang on, that's not right, it was Ultra Ultra Magnus and Optimus Prime, and they were leaving...and so Ultra Magnus said to Optimus Prime, "Hey, how about we get a cab together?"

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Post by Brendocon » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:07 pm

It's even funnier than I remembered it. 8)

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Post by Impactor returns 2.0 » Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:10 pm

Brendocon wrote:
Impactor returns 2.0 wrote:what does Energon+Energon+Energon = ?




Energon Cubed!!

I just made tthat up! - yay... actually...Legion, coat please...
Definitely coat please!

Energon + Energon + Energon = 3(Energon)
Energon x Energon x Energon = Energon^3

:o :(
This is why im gonna fail physics...
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Post by Aaron Hong » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:45 pm

What's Omega Supreme's condom size?




Wait, that kind of answers itself...
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